As Nigerians take to Twitter to share how they found out their partners were cheating on them, two tweeps have proposed interesting solutions to the matter.
See below:
Instead of cheating why not just stay single and mingle around? Ahmeannnnn, that way you're hurting nobody and getting the secks u want.
— HRH Adabekee? (@cremechic11) June 6, 2017
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I'm sure there r many more combinations ?— HRH Adabekee? (@cremechic11) June 6, 2017
What do u mean by "mingle around"
— Kc ?? (@AguataBlood) June 6, 2017
…..= STD
— Kc ?? (@AguataBlood) June 6, 2017
Why would it be = STD? They don't practice safe sex?
— HRH Adabekee? (@cremechic11) June 6, 2017
one day na one day sha wey emergency knacks go come and condom no go dey
— Kc ?? (@AguataBlood) June 6, 2017
Well some of us do catch feelings before and after secks sha
— Fatimah Oyelami (@MsTyma_) June 6, 2017
We can't even try Friends with benefits because we catch feelings easily
— Fatimah Oyelami (@MsTyma_) June 6, 2017
2.
instead of cheating why not stay single and masturbate all the time
— Mr. Jack Robinson (@jackdre02) June 6, 2017
Lmaoooooo! Because chaffing is a thing ????
— HRH Adabekee? (@cremechic11) June 6, 2017
there's up to date technology
— Mr. Jack Robinson (@jackdre02) June 6, 2017
Okay na.
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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