Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Kayode Ogundamisi
📺🐄 #FulaniHerdsmen in Ghana appeals to 🇬🇭 @GhPoliceService to give them 2 days to move cows after Police Chief order Shoot on Sight to any potentially Armed Fulani Herdsmen. pic.twitter.com/VfAT5bEbmG
— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) January 17, 2018
Maybe this is what we should be doing.
2. Enyimba
Savagery everywhere!
Nothing dumb about supporting Nigeria's biggest and most successful football club, Dr. Do not Morata this opportunity. https://t.co/muK1Tb5P5i
— Enyimba FC (@EnyimbaFC) January 17, 2018
In reply to:
https://twitter.com/zomalinkz/status/953227589409263616
3. Seun Paul
She came wailing that she cannot date a guy earning N100,000 but was caught in the act.
What will 100k per month do ???? But you dey beg tekno and don jazzy 50k.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fJ5css40Ir
— 🐬 (@SeunPaul_) January 17, 2018
She has supporters though:
https://twitter.com/JajaPhD/status/953621900747509760
https://twitter.com/JajaPhD/status/953623765619036160
Shut up!100k is not enough! Won't he save up for his rent?? If he has a car,wont he fuel it?Won't he buy food stuff in his house?? If he doesn't have a car won't he pay for transportation for 1month?Won't he save for his upkeep and unforeseen expenditures? What will he give her?
— LotusFlowerBomb 💐🥀 (@OshaBlemBlem) January 17, 2018
And…
Today its 100k cannot do anything in lagos 😂😂😂😂
See ehn
Perspective is everything sha.
— Osi (@Osi_Suave) January 17, 2018
4. Ebuka Obi-Uchendu
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeDiJtkH5xf/?taken-by=ebuka
5. Gaga
https://twitter.com/africangod_/status/953616307714445314
Aswear.
6. Shaykh Azhar
Do you hang around people who gossip? 👇🏻
“The one who listens to backbiting is like the backbiter.”- Imam Ali
If you listen, you are also guilty. Gossip only survives if there’s an audience. Don’t be the audience.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) January 17, 2018
7. Abike Dabiri
On Tramadol usage…
https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/953687986000023554
In reply to :
Tramadol is an opioid analgesic for moderate to severe pain. It is addictive. @oluwatosinfatun @DrZSB @ProfOsibanjo pic.twitter.com/FZiXL5mPW0
— Tramadol is not food (@NoToDrugAbuse) January 17, 2018
