Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Ali Baba
The definition of ‘frenemies’.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhYsid9hIrP/?taken-by=alibabagcfr
To be honest: “If you can say NO to the drink, then ask for something more valuable like a course (as Ali Baba pointed out) please do“.
A real friend will listen and not be angered by such a request. But of course, many of us do not understand what friendship means.
2. Africa Facts Zone
https://twitter.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/983633551433388032
Well…
3. Simi
The singer has come again with her ‘shots’.
shot my shot
— Simi (@SympLySimi) April 10, 2018
Hopefully, it will hit the target this time.
4. Sewa
https://twitter.com/Duchess_Tweets/status/983660909410291712
True though! Our ‘means of exchange’ has no value at all.
That is why some people will say: “Please let me hold on to this N1,000 if I break it now it has finished.”
5. Williams Uchemba
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhYkL2GnjkN/?taken-by=williamsuchemba
He says it: choose wisely.
6. Ali McHenri
https://twitter.com/Ali_McHenri/status/983666460500398081
Guess we can judge you by this belief too?
