Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Private screening of Episode 2 of the final #GameofThrones Season At 2am this morning ?

Sipping that #JWWhiteWalker watching Tormund act the fool as usual. pic.twitter.com/xXjTqKAsEa

— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) April 22, 2019

How much were you paid for this content?

I think for me, what’s annoying with when people tell me to gain weight is how they say it. “ bro, if you just hit the gym for like 2 months and gain some muscle , you’ll look f***king amazing man..think about it “ .
Fuck off thanks.

— Dénola Grey (@DenolaGrey) April 22, 2019

Language, Denola.

I came across a thread where Ebuka and Cyril Stober were compared & people’s arguments was “how can you compare a whole Cyril stober to Ebuka , A veteran of over thirty years to ebuka of yesterday, you think say na agbada competition”. You see, here’s the thing with Nigerians.

— MartDave (@YashimsDavid) April 22, 2019

Was this tweet meant to be an essay?

Nigerians are so religious and yet so so wicked.

— baTHMan ? (@itz_noski) April 22, 2019

Since I don’t smoke I am selling cups of urine for #4000 each so y’all can pass your drug test.

— TheReal GEE Of Ibadan (@gbolahan31_) April 22, 2019

Ewwww.

My younger sister and her friend are discussing about an event where guys are to pay 3k and girls are free.

How do ladies not see that they are still going to pay indirectly? Men joyously pay because they know there will be enough ladies there to grope, harass and even rape.

— NON-SO (@lemerstachu) April 22, 2019

This is patriarchy in motion.

Nigerians will never hear that they are fatphobic to them they are advising you. Me I know I’ve been standing with my niece buying her a cupcake and someone said to me you know all this sugar is not good for your manhood

— BarnBarn (@MrFaisson) April 22, 2019