Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We, we make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1. Lai Mohammed

Breaking: Big Brother Nigeria under check;FG orders NBC to investigate why show is being shot in South Africa @ChannelsTV_ENT #BBNaija

— SeunOkin Channels tv (@seunokin) January 24, 2017

Of all the things plaguing the country presently, the Minister of information chooses to focus on Big Brother Nigeria and why it is being shot outside Nigeria. Could it be the Minister is paying entirely too much attention to trending topics on Twitter? This is what Twitter NG thinks about this exercise.

 

2. Big Brother Nigeria

The organisers of the hit show have responded to the enquiry about their choice of shooting location for the show tagged Big Brother Nigeria. It’s a simple one: the house is fully equipped.

 

 

3. Buhari to Babachir’s rescue

According to the President, due to absence of fair hearing, he cannot uphold the request to move Mr Lawal from office.

Is Nigeria not a funny country?

Either
1) Babachir looted on behalf of PMB @MBuhari
OR
2) President Buhari has looted more and Babachir has evidence
OR
PMB is going senile pic.twitter.com/S8LEza4Qp5

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) January 24, 2017

Or blood is thicker than water

4.Ruggedman

Obviously, this shut down the president took is irking ruggedman to no end, he decided to put some rhymes on paper.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPqDvtSjg5F/?taken-by=ruggedybaba

 

5. Ben Carson

From Neurosurgeon to presidential candidate and now the  United States secretary on Housing and Urban Development. Dr Ben Carson was unanimously approved by the Senate Banking Committee, even the Democrats.

Gives new meaning to Doctors without Borders. Congrats, Dr. Ben.

BREAKING: Senate committee approves Ben Carson, President Donald Trump's nominee for housing secretary.

— The Associated Press (@AP) January 24, 2017

Congratulations Dr Ben Carson on your Senate confirmation! ?? pic.twitter.com/VrfmPRjnXC

— Sherri (@SociallySherri) January 24, 2017

Elizabeth Warren statement on her support of Ben Carson's nomination to HUD pic.twitter.com/MENN0buvrL

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) January 24, 2017

6 Donald Trump

Executive orders, fake news and alternative facts, Trump’s administration is shaping up to keep Americans on their toes.
Do see below:

Signing orders to move forward with the construction of the Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines in the Oval Office. pic.twitter.com/OErGmbBvYK

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2017

What the Actual Fact? – The Trump Administration's "Alternative Facts": … https://t.co/bGJn2qZhkB

— Ann-dee (@Picassolady1) January 24, 2017

BREAKING: Trump bans EPA employees from providing updates on social media or to reporters, bars awarding new contracts or grants.

— The Associated Press (@AP) January 24, 2017

7. Nigeria’s educational system

Toss critical thinking out the window, raise a generation of robots. And kiss the future bye bye