Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Korede Bello

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpubG4PAcYx/

2. Israel Ogunseye

Don't force yourself on anyone

— Israel Oladipupo Ogunseye (@LadiSpeaks) November 3, 2018

3. Lil Kesh

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bptju0FnrWu/

4. Alex Ekubo

5. David Adeleke

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpuVYqGH56f/

6. Genius Joker

I feel like giving out 10,000ngn to those that have had premarital sex more than 3 times this month so that they can use it to to buy scripture and beg for forgiveness from God

RT… I'll pick randomly ??

— Genius Joker NG ?? (@GeniusJokerNG) November 3, 2018

7. Oscar Romero

The best way to save money during weekends is to not go out. Don't go anywhere at all. Stay in your house. The moment you step out to receive small breeze, fiiaaammmmmm, your journey to brokeness begins.

— Oscar-Romero (@the_oscaromero) November 3, 2018

Omoleye Omoruyi

Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram