Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Miss Incredible
This might be true though, because eventually the guy might want to go back to a “woman” for real life companionship but his previous “relationship” with a doll though. [We can discuss this].
The only issue I have with this sex doll is that it might produce more perverted men who won't know how to treat women right.
We have made significant progress with the woke movement and I would hate for things to go back to how they used to be. #JustSaying #sexdoll
— miss incredible (@SugarButter_JAY) January 15, 2018
A counter argument:
https://twitter.com/Potam88/status/952930731042406400
2. Stylish
For being fine, yes.
For not getting an STD, yes.
For always being in the mood, No. It’s inanimate, it cannot breathe. It cannot have mood. However, it might mean that the doll is always readily available.
For not taking his money… that depends on when it is a complete doll without batteries.
Sex Doll is fine..
Sex Will give me no STD.
Sex Doll won't get jealous..
Sex Doll is always in the mood..
Sex Doll won't take my money..
Be like #Sexdoll…
Who's getting me one for Valentine ???? pic.twitter.com/Z1j4fnbR4B— You Can't Me (@mahama_k) January 15, 2018
Similarly…
https://twitter.com/Rainbow_Caifu/status/952865659586842625
And this…
Might just stop dating women and spending sso much much on slay queens rather get a sex doll once off purchase and you are good!#sexdoll
— DARK KNIGHT!⚡️OUT NOW!! (@IshmaelRose2) January 15, 2018
And more:
I hear the sex doll even moans
Ha
Better than these babes that will be doing hash hashhhhh hasssshhhhh
— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) January 15, 2018
#SexDoll is here to save y'all grumpy, tired, lazy & sad ladies in relationships. We were actually tired of your "men are dogs" choir.
*Sips from single ladies glass* ?
— dahxeh (@dahxeh) January 15, 2018
#Sexdoll won’t ask for mobile money ?#no postinor 2 for #sexdoll ✌?#sexdoll will never say I’m not in the mood ?#sexdoll will never say I’m in my menses ?? #sexdoll is always ready for the d*** GBU DOLL ???
— Guyguyhene (@guyguyhene) January 15, 2018
3. Gator
Ok, this one says he will continue to masturbate until he acquires the money to buy a sex doll.
Then, he continues with the expenses and emotional ‘attachments’ of having a girlfriend. Really?
I think we should outline why we need a real human being in the first place. Maybe, that will inconspicuously outline the supposed advantages of a sex doll.
The "they can't afford it" argument doesn't hold all we need is vaseline while we save the money we would have spent on weaves, transport, data and even emotional blackmail will go towards a long term investment #sexdoll
— Kofi (@dkofi_s) January 15, 2018
But…
Im not for #SexDoll. To be serious, when you follow logic. You kinda knew there soon will be a time, now, when man too wull start asking i can do this and that for myself. So what do i need a woman for? As women asked prior
— #TrashBlackMan (@gala_tweets) January 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/9jaSlayqueen/status/952942007516848129
LOL. So you wan take duracell batteries replace women? Oya choose doll oh make we get more space for here. https://t.co/OV1gkmpnLO
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) January 15, 2018
Most of the guys tweeting in support of the sex dolls are not even gonna buy it but y’all should go on and enjoy your RTs and likes since it makes you happy.
— FOLA ? (@mamacita567) January 15, 2018
4. Motho
Well… this is just a religious point of view.
God made Adam ang Eve
He did not make Adam and Dolly. #SexDoll #sexdollswont #sexdolls— kante who's back is it? (@masiakmc) January 15, 2018
5. Oladeji Raymond
There’s really no comparison.
Every coin has two sides.
No matter what, I wouldn’t compare a genuinely intelligent and beautiful woman to a doll. The drama and attitude comes with the package. There’s a price for everything! #sexdoll
— Oladeji Raymond (@raymondeji) January 15, 2018
6. KraksTV
If you know, you know???#sexdoll #KraksTV pic.twitter.com/cqte3L8vup
— www.KRAKS.co (@KraksTV) January 15, 2018
7. Kabelo
White Supremacy?
How do you input unnecessary meanings into such things?
Besides, these things are mostly imported. No Aba made yet.
https://twitter.com/kabeloWaka2/status/952931121427304448
8. Yoli
Subbing broke guys?
I can't entertain a topic about sex dolls that cost thousands of US Dollars with people who currently have onions in their fridge. Not everything is for you.
— Yoli (@aNameToCarry) January 15, 2018
9. Philani
These guys!
Maintaining your #sexdoll #sexdolls ??? pure SAVAGERY ??? pic.twitter.com/t91u4H7hz7
— ibu 2k (@PhilaniRSA) January 15, 2018
10. Porsche
Good question!
#SexDoll so after the men ejaculate in it, they still have to pack the sperm out pic.twitter.com/Wldf54iLr7
— porshextacey (@xtacei) January 15, 2018
11. Nkem
Exactly.
Do more, not complain that guys might now prefer dolls.
They said the #SexDoll can automatically send you nudes when they detect your Stress level on your smart watch or Smart Band
Ladies we have to do more
???— ? Zipporah?? || OUR WIFE (@Z_Tetteh) January 15, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
Leave a reply