Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Beverly Naya

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqrKrvlAMKv/

Okay we have heard, be enjoying yourself by yourself there.

Enjoy your break though.

2. Rauf Aregbesola

Governor Gboyega Oyetola. The Executive Governor, State of Osun.

— Rauf Aregbesola (@raufaregbesola) November 27, 2018

Okay.

But wait, why ‘State of Osun’?

3. Skittles

Too many people live for tweeting gratuitous snark so their followers can ask them "why are you like this? ?????????"

Tueh

— Skittles (@getalifeaisha) November 27, 2018

Why are you like this?

4. Akinsanya Oluwaseun

Good people sometimes make bad choices.

It doesn't mean they're bad people, it means they’re human.

No one is PERFECT. #TuesdayThoughts

— Akinsanya I. Oluwaseun (@MisterBoboskie) (@misterboboskiee) November 27, 2018

5. Abayomi Shogunle

So a man abandoned a lady and ran away during a date simply because of 83K bill.
A criminal complaint should be filed against that man.
Wickedness.

— Abayomi Shogunle (@YomiShogunle) November 27, 2018

Huncle, criminal complaint?

6. Reekado Banks

I love food mahn, but small thing belle don tight ??

— REEKADO BANKS (@ReekadoBanks) November 27, 2018

7. Biyi

We all need to Respect smokers, because it’s not easy for someone to decide to diie young

Don’t come at me I’m not feeling fine.

— Biyi The Plug ? (@Baddman20) November 27, 2018

True, you are menta… offline drops mic*

Just like this one:

You have to admire Satan's work ethic, he keeps the same energy with every religion, he doesn't have time to argue which is truer or more superior he just goes about doing evil.

— Okewande (@laOK3_) November 27, 2018

8. Thobz

It's wrong to beat your friends on PES, FIFA & Mortal Kombat at a stretch…. It's very wrong

God dey shaar ?

— Thobz (@OmoAkure_) November 27, 2018