Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Serena Williams, the one and only, is pregnancy goals on this cover of Vanity Fair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV2C7NehOVi/
There’s more:
Beautiful 💛 pic.twitter.com/JTCqkhBUZJ
— – (@laceykennedy) June 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/sboshmafu/status/879667432985686016
2. Afro VII vs Dangote
Nigerians are dragging Dangote on the TL today. Tola Sarumi is seeking answers to a pertinent question:
Oprah, Jobs, Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg…. Their existence made American and global lives easier. What has Dangote done for Nigeria?
— T. Rânkïn' (@AfroVII) June 27, 2017
We're you not getting cement before Dangote? Eating pasta and sugar? Tomato paste nko? 😒
— T. Rânkïn' (@AfroVII) June 27, 2017
Reflex punches even harder
1- He looks for the everyday selling commodity, uses the govt to cut off all competition then monopolize it, sugar, pasta, rice, cement
— Reflex Soundz 🔊 (@reflexsoundz) June 27, 2017
2- cement, soft drinks, beverages, anything he can gt his hands on,He tried wit noodles bt indomie was 2 strong a brand, he lost & sold it.
— Reflex Soundz 🔊 (@reflexsoundz) June 27, 2017
3- he just bought off practically the whole of Epe /ekpe for the oil refinery, he's about to own that too.
— Reflex Soundz 🔊 (@reflexsoundz) June 27, 2017
Joe makes a rebuttal
https://twitter.com/JIOdey/status/879775334484381696
Reactions:
Interesting.
3. @AndyRoid
https://twitter.com/KiingFahd/status/879721875831746561
Funny.
4.@aalj needs your prayers
https://twitter.com/aalj_1/status/879603151275515905
Sorry to hear.
5. Priya
Remember:
https://twitter.com/priya_ebooks/status/879632008862810113
6. Emaediong
We’ve written about the underground drug culture that’s killing Nigeria’s youth. Here’s an exhibit:
This has to stop!
Tell me about it.
7. Business Day NG
The Pilot Is Alive https://t.co/gq6wrRzpCY pic.twitter.com/NM7vEv62FX
— BusinessDayNG (@BusinessDayNg) June 27, 2017
WTF?? They went in!!! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/wIpkVWmMAf
— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) June 27, 2017
8. Steve Harris preaches the gospel according to Bobrisky
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV1yxY4loVO/
