Today’s Noisemakers: Skales, Aluko Ifeoluwa on stereotypes, Atiku’s wishes as Buhari celebrates 76th birthday, more

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc...

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“Nigeria experienced unprecedented growth under Jonathan” – Reno Omokri

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

Skales

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrfKxFzjXuI/

Oya let’s type it too. “we can’t wait”.
We will come back when the ‘first record’ is released though.

2. Akin Alabi

Campaign time is when you have the chance to “make mouth”.

An ant can tell you he is bigger than the elephant.

Reality sets in on Election Day.

After that, excuses will follow.

It’s a cycle we are used to and will happen again. Don’t give yourself heart attack over 2019.
— Oloye Akin Alabi (@akinalabi) December 17, 2018

We understand. But…we can’t continue to allow this cycle.
We should not try investigate if these ‘make mouthers’ actually have the capacity to lead.

3. Aluko Ifeoluwa

https://twitter.com/TrendMasterNGR/status/1074622738504003584

#IAmMore

4. Tosin Olugbenga

Access Bank has been underrated all this while…

If you remembered vividly, it was Access Bank that acquired the then almighty Intercontinental Bank.

Now,they acquired solid looking Diamond Bank.

Access Bank is like that low key guy that dates the biggest girls on campus
— Tosin Olugbenga (@TosinOlugbenga) December 17, 2018

Where is the lie?

5. Ayo Bankole

Some bosses just do NOT want you to shine.

They’ll bulldoze you for minor errors;& ignore or just wave at your brilliant contributions.

They want you to remain faceless to Mgt. Never interested in your personal/career growth.

Dump them before they ruin you.#MondayMotivation
— Ayò-Bánkólé Akíntújoyè (@AyoBankole) December 17, 2018

#EverydayMotivation you mean?

6. Seyi Gesinde

As you set out for your work or hustles this week, rethink your commitments. Some will tell you that considering the source of their money, they can't offer GOD as tithe/offering, not even as school fees! Then, do only tithable jobs, so your income is pleasing to you and GOD.
— ✍ Sèyí Gesindé – Ghéshè (@GhesheS) December 17, 2018

You should digest this one.

7. Atiku Abubakar

I wish President @MBuhari a happy birthday even as my family and I pray for long life for him. Despite the fact that we will meet at the polls soon, I very much affirm that we are brothers born from the womb of One Nigeria. Happy birthday. -AA
— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) December 17, 2018

As President Muhammadu Buhari celebrates his 76th birthday.
Meanwhile, we waited too long for this wish though. Especially, since you are ‘brothers’.

8. Rotimi Akeredolu

Hello Moyin, I am truly sorry this has happened. We are fully aware of the situation and we have deployed State Government and other arms of security operatives in the State to comb the forests and fish out the hoodlums. We are working tirelessly to secure their safe release. https://t.co/9fzXM80gJo
— Arakunrin Rotimi Akeredolu (@RotimiAkeredolu) December 17, 2018

A listening governor?
May they be released in one piece. Amen.

9. Fizleblaze

No money…no money..please all these people in this market, where una come dey see the money abeg??Jesu…see peopleee!!!😱
— Rumpelstiltskin (@fizleblaze) December 17, 2018

Lol! People cannot do window shopping in peace again?

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