Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Wyclef Jean
Hip-hop artist, Wyclef Jean ranted on Twitter today after he was briefly detained by deputies in Los Angeles, supposing him to be the robbery suspect they were in pursuit of. “The deputies were investigating a report that a man and a woman had been robbed at gunpoint and beaten at a Sunset Boulevard intersection.”
The suspect was described as a black man with a dark hoodie who fled in a gold or tan Toyota, so Wyclef was flagged down and arrested when the deputies saw him sporting a red bandana.
Do see below:
LAPD another case of mistaken identity. Black man with red bandana robbed a gas station as I was in the studio working but im in handcuffs? pic.twitter.com/vjRfJUkooA
— Wyclef Jean (@wyclef) March 21, 2017
As some one who has law enforcers in my family, I was appalled by this behavior of the LAPD.
— Wyclef Jean (@wyclef) March 21, 2017
I am sure no father wants his sons or daughters to see him in Handcuffs especially if he is innocent.
— Wyclef Jean (@wyclef) March 21, 2017
They proceeded to ignore me and I was treated like a criminal until other police showed up and pointed out they had wrong person.
— Wyclef Jean (@wyclef) March 21, 2017
They proceeded to ignore me and I was treated like a criminal until other police showed up and pointed out they had wrong person.
— Wyclef Jean (@wyclef) March 21, 2017
I was asked by the police to Put my hands up. Then I was told do not move. I was instantly hand cuffed before being asked to identify myself
— Wyclef Jean (@wyclef) March 21, 2017
*Sigh*
2. TTT’s wife
After Kemen, Thin Tall Tony can easily be Nigeria most hated Big Brother Naija housemate. This can be blamed solely on the lies he spewed with relish while in the Big Brother Nigeria house. Many speculated that TTT would return to his wife’s wrath, but nothing was far from the truth.
This is what TTT’s wife posted on Instagram today:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BR5jRG0hGyk/?taken-by=missebonydiva&hl=en
Reactions:
https://twitter.com/Valdonclint/status/844189449504407553
TTT's wife is making it look like its OK for people to go out and disregard the marriage institution… PLEASE PEOPLE ITS NOT OK #BBNAIJA
— Sir Alex (@Imaginary_Alexx) March 21, 2017
I doubt if some guy wasn't sleeping with ttt's wife while he's in #bbnaija …cos girls can b like dah….feeling revenge
— THE WALLSTREET OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA (@SoulAbobo) March 21, 2017
wah ttt's wife doesn't know is…infidelity is an addiction… I can bet ttt will continue sleeping around with Lagos girls..#bbnaija
— THE WALLSTREET OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA (@SoulAbobo) March 21, 2017
ttt's wife is a shame to womanhood…it shows d length ppu can go cos of money..I wudnt b surprised if ttt lata engages in ritual #bbnaija
— THE WALLSTREET OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA (@SoulAbobo) March 21, 2017
ttt's wife is setting a dangerous antecedent… now some married men will meet sugar mummies n still bliv all is well…#bbnaija
— THE WALLSTREET OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA (@SoulAbobo) March 21, 2017
later some feminist will coman say men r wicked..if tony kud still pull his wife along afta all he did..why wudnt anoda guy try it #bbnaija
— THE WALLSTREET OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA (@SoulAbobo) March 21, 2017
“Positive vibes, people”.
3. Justin Irabor
When Ojukokoro was released, it was to positive reviews…
Until this one
Evidently, hearts were broken.
https://twitter.com/caanniiball/status/844226491005177856
And people are pained.
Clearly the movie wasn't for her. No way anyone who writes like this understands a complicated plot &a movie without "To God be the glory" https://t.co/vG7nirT3zm
— Cold Slur (@Cuntosaur) March 21, 2017
Thankfully, Justin Irabor gets the idea of reviews, even negative ones. Do see below:
https://twitter.com/TheVunderkind/status/844230886828785666
Thank you.
4. Chidi Okereke
Chidi started on trend on Twitter today with this tweet:
And the children came out to play
was busy cramming tat worldcup 1999 theme song."Welcome to Nigeria 1999,welcome to Africa,welcome to the land where the honey and milk flow" https://t.co/fgK0tT6Vlr
— UgoNwa (@FabBellz) March 21, 2017
I remember
Nigeria 99,
Julius Aghahowa,
Joseph Yobo,
Pius Ikedia,
and Sam Okoye,#WhatWereYouDoingIn1999 https://t.co/9COAdBXvR1— chaibizi.eth (@chaibizi) March 21, 2017
Watched handover from Abdulsalami to OBJ
Wrote JSSCE
Learnt the activity series in chemistry https://t.co/lA7ngV9prE
— Osi (@Osi_Suave) March 21, 2017
After two years as a Junior Software Test Analyst, in 1999 l was promoted to Senior Analyst #WhereWereYouDoingIn1999
— Adetutu Balogun, MBA (@Tutsy22) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/desola__/status/844225537467990018
LOL, i was struggling in KC with how to keep my white uniform clean all day in JS1. https://t.co/NF8SMKzhEh
— Daddy Wraps (@bule_jr) March 21, 2017
I was born the next year. https://t.co/KGqR8dqbUS
— Chibuzor Iwobi (@JeSuisChiby) March 21, 2017
Back to Chidi
Awww.
5. Juliet Kego
Today is World Poetry Day and Juliet and some others have some poems to share
#WorldPoetryDay
Think in poetry
Speak in poetry
Action in poetry
Dream in poetry
BE a poet; BE a poem
All of life is synchronistic poetry!😍 https://t.co/ByewYrUPmU— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/Genius/status/844225801197359104
https://twitter.com/donaeldunready/status/844232662399270912
#WorldPoetryDay
There is a Bretwelda Unready
Who leads Mercia to get ready
With all of his men,
He will drain the Fen
…— IWM #Dig4Arch 🇺🇦 (@iwm21) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/Lily_Bell82/status/844217789179031553
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https://twitter.com/ThaNewMe/status/843744792261672960
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6. Kemi Adetiba
This is what happens when you walk boldly into the lion’s liar
Clicked to see the 29 people official EFCC account was fllwng. They're either lucky devils, or toast, as they're now officially on the radar
— Kemi Adetiba (@kemiadetiba) March 20, 2017
Everybody is on the radar Kemi. Keep your dealings legitimate so that we don’t appear unannounced and disrupt a wedding party for example. https://t.co/VG2qxdty6N
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) March 21, 2017
Kwakwakwakwakwa
7. Cheta Nwanze
Few persons were impressed with Magu’s showing at the Senate’s confirmation hearing last week.
Cheta wants Magu to know how it is done.
Watch this.
This is how a nominee defends his nomination. Not that nonsense that Magu put up for us.
Anyway, make we dey observe… https://t.co/EeRu3uFkAo
— Chxta (@Chxta) March 21, 2017
Neil Gorsuch defends his record as a judge https://t.co/NCxEQ6PjrV pic.twitter.com/wDCfAVhaDB
— Bloomberg (@business) March 21, 2017
Bonus
On Sunday, a tweet thief, @Snikoggs , was outed. That did not stop Elijah Oyefeso from following in his footsteps. He stole the tweet and the picture too.
https://twitter.com/itsoezz/status/844143625651048448
This is the original tweet
Your sincerely as a Pump attendant in 1999 and as a Finance Manager in 2017. Don't give up on your dreams. pic.twitter.com/C9AMvmHvkx
— Attai 🇳🇬 (@Dacosta9110) March 21, 2017
If you don't fear @Dacosta9110 who owns this tweet, at least fear God. https://t.co/sgqbIMu9NS
— Errikos 🇳🇬 (@4eyedmonk) March 21, 2017
Mad people do not fear.
