Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Shehu Sani

The question used to be why all these?,then it became when will it end ?and now is where will be next?

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) June 27, 2018

Saddening, saddening. Heart-breaking that we have to go through all these and now we ask that question: “Where will be next”?

2. Elnathan John

Why are you treating my boo @MBuhari unjustly? Why? Do you not fear god? Why don't you love him? Like I do. Hasn't he saved us? Protected us? Loved us? Hugs boo. ?❤️???❤️? https://t.co/Odhu9bHRmw

— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) June 27, 2018

Let me add: Bubu, don’t mind them oo!! Don’t mind them.

We just want you to remember that you are the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. #InCaseYouForgot.

3. Skales

Everyone is tired of Buhari. From members of his party to social commentators to music stars to other citizens.

I agree if he claims he is fighting for the good of this nation he should back down he is to old and sick to run this nation he looks like dey are forcing him to be president…I’m sure Even God don tire for this country https://t.co/J3GeWd3akV

— MR LOVE (@youngskales) June 27, 2018

He can just step down. Is it that hard?

It seems he doesn’t know that Nigeria has become a death trap. You have to watch where you go these days. In the South, SARS is a big problem, in the North, herdsmen and terrorists continue to kill innocent citizens.

We can’t continue like this na…

[Read: Buhari’s approach to the herdsmen killings isn’t working, its time he works or we vote him out]

4. Kenny K’ore

We cannot even say people intentionally use the negative stories to overshadow the positive one because almost everything is upside down.

We are getting almost everything wrong!

5. Chef

How do you people come up with these things?!

https://twitter.com/_Oh_Chef/status/1011964377807949825

We really do not have to turn everything into a joke.

6. Pius Adesanmi

At least Nyame is patriotic. He is not seeking bail to go abroad for medical check up like his indicted or convicted peers. He should be granted access to his Babalawo for treatment. The state should bear the cost of any gbogbonishe concoction he is given. https://t.co/oveSmcknaR

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) June 27, 2018

Lol! Nigerians sef. He said: “He should be granted access to his babalawo…”

7. Adegoke Pamilerin

Ladies If the guy isn’t shooting his shot, shoot your own shot.
Don’t be scared of your advances being rejected, after all ladies reject advances from men as all the time ??‍♀

— Adegoke Pamilerin (@thepamilerin) June 27, 2018

Abi oo, shebi what a man can do, abi what a woman can do… I don’t know again joor.

Just shoot your shot. Remember Africa China‘s “If you love somebody“.