For some reason the bible was the topic of discussion on Nigerian Twitter last night. It wasn’t a fight like usual, but a throwback to the old days of trending topics like #AbaVersion and the like. When Nigerian Twitter is in its element, it’s one of the funniest things ever and last night was proof.
The Old Testament
God : Adam where are you! ?
Adam : pic.twitter.com/PtROERT8I9— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/theblackhermit/status/643815648863383552
After trekking for forty years in the desert. pic.twitter.com/6XJno0QgEt
— XX (@Olufolagbade) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/dodoshyne/status/643813153290199040
Jobs Servants :"Oga everything is gone, all our animals, servants, everything is destroyed
Job: pic.twitter.com/wyhYhhikCY
— Jola (@Jollz) September 15, 2015
I am sure Solomon never put any woman on his IG page cos he is a private man.
— Aunty (@NennyNina) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/theblackhermit/status/643806044133683200
https://twitter.com/Seyi__/status/643819612451282944
Bathsheba: But I'm married
David: pic.twitter.com/P4ePN7Maur— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) September 15, 2015
Moses and Pharaoh
https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/643854979862786048
https://twitter.com/_Kaelo_/status/643829368867958784
All about Isaac
Isaac: Dad, you were going to Sacrifice me!
…
"but did you die?"— tap (@utomisphere) September 15, 2015
Isaac, I'm your father, this sacrifice is different I swear
Isaac: pic.twitter.com/BjqMO6AacY— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) September 15, 2015
Whenever Isaac heard about sacrifice again pic.twitter.com/5sGQOzSG2q
— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) September 15, 2015
The life and times of Joseph
When your brothers strip you of your coat of many colours and you're just realizing it's a cold world out here pic.twitter.com/0PKqdkdwD4
— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/idomagirl/status/643845559263096833
When Joseph did the right thing and curved potiphar's wife but still ended up in prison pic.twitter.com/QFJ6aLnOrr
— Obi of Funaland (@Monsiuer_T) September 15, 2015
Potiphars wife when Joseph was gonna be put in prison pic.twitter.com/6l3SyNrE65
— Grill Brother (@Simi__A) September 15, 2015
*When Pharaoh's Butler was leaving prison*
Joseph: pic.twitter.com/w042hzqOBr— Ogwu Obara na Ose Nsukka (@King__Rume) September 15, 2015
When the angels came down
Let's take a minute to guage how beautiful women must have been for Angels to give God "odabo" in heaven and come to chase them.
— Jola (@Jollz) September 15, 2015
Imagine.
God will be like "where is Angel Fatai?".
"Fatai has seen good thing on earth sir this is his resignation letter."— Jola (@Jollz) September 15, 2015
Jesus
When Mary Magdalene was using Tom Ford to wash Jesus' leg.
Judas Iscariot just there like… pic.twitter.com/fhwsMzuQWl— Stormblessed Tiste Azathanai (@MallamSawyerr) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/theblackhermit/status/643817229411332096
https://twitter.com/idomagirl/status/643816061276569600
LMAO can you imagine Jesus telling his brothers "Actually I am the son of God"
"Be like say egbon don dey smoke that stuff oh"— Jola (@Jollz) September 15, 2015
Jesus and the disciples
https://twitter.com/Sir_Fin/status/643838787039178752
Little Boy: But I've seen you with that Jesus. Aren't you from Galilee.
Simon Peter: pic.twitter.com/ozwUaFYfJz
— Stormblessed Tiste Azathanai (@MallamSawyerr) September 15, 2015
Then the fun police came
You people dont have respect for biblical personalities no more…the things i'm seeing on my TL.
Shame!!
— #TalkingMo (@Moyosoreoluwae) September 15, 2015
Tonight, a lot of 'christians' are showing how little regard they have for the Word of God. The Bible should not be fodder for your jokes.
— osarumen (@skweird) September 15, 2015
I'm sorry, this banter with the scripture thing… I don't find it funny.
— Ikenna (@FailedRift) September 15, 2015
