Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/davayking/status/1303614056507506693?s=21
Yes it’s a survival of the fittest but can other people just take time and rest small?
2.
Dropped so many people from my life this year. I feel like a Taxi now.🤧
— Bla Akwasi† (@yeboah__) September 9, 2020
Okay? When are you picking up the next set? *eyes roll*
3.
https://twitter.com/litskinayo/status/1303732995015274498?s=21
When your parents make you watch African Magic Epic with them!
4.
https://twitter.com/chinazzar_/status/1303735089734594567?s=21
If you didn’t have this experience growing up… I don’t know what to say to you.
5.
Being single only hit me at night… like I didn’t really care earlier
— ayeshaaaaa💞💞 (@jkayy222) September 9, 2020
For the night is dark and full of terrors!
6.
https://twitter.com/naughty_libra/status/1303588990403203073?s=21
To whom it may concern!
7.
Dear Kings,It doesn't matter how much you like a lady. If she tells you "Ok bro".
You too tell her "Alright Sis"🙃— Dandy👔🇨🇦 (@dandyseun) September 9, 2020
If only it were that easy! The height of brother zoning!
8.
https://twitter.com/iam_djcyb3r/status/1303578328989937664?s=21
Many people on this street but it is what it is…
9.
If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again, I was just shy at first..
— Kadrex 2️⃣2️⃣nov (@abdool_kadeer) September 9, 2020
Please give us room to do small shakara.
10.
WhatsApp can upgrade and do whatever they like but they shouldn't extend their story for more than 30 secs….E get why😂🤣😂
— THE MARKET PHILOSOPHER (@mrktphilosopher) September 9, 2020
For people who watch BBNaija (and many other things) on WhatsApp… should we start a change.org petition?
