Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
"Send me your account details"
Me: pic.twitter.com/9T5a7pLnBK
— Mr Kellz | ACA (@Mr__kelz) October 7, 2020
Accurate!
https://twitter.com/gentle_papii/status/1313726397811167233?s=20
I mean, it shouldn’t be that deep.
https://twitter.com/Andr11857669/status/1313751871824236544?s=20
Lol.
When I said I want Christian Dior bag, he said it’s expensive so he will give me Muslim Dior bag.
So I blocked him tsssww— K California (@_cali_k) October 6, 2020
What is a Muslim Dior Bag???
It is way better you get your own house and enjoy your privacy than staying in #Room306 and #room402
Dm to buy homes from us or visit https://t.co/546CttjOTB pic.twitter.com/kKbt5h97jj
— Property Gallery (@thepropertyng) October 7, 2020
True – because we know what happens there…
https://twitter.com/iam_elmars/status/1313788937345921024?s=20
Is this the price of oxygen?
people are finding love but all I attract is hoes, lord if I'm supposed to be a farmer jus say it 😭
— Prom Prom🌚 (@effizzzyy) October 7, 2020
Lord speak to your sons.
https://twitter.com/toolzdeyforyou/status/1313754178129465344?s=20
Typical cruise.
Don't hold garages,If you have ishoes with someone,meat & talk about eat! We are Human beans after oil
— Kachi🎖📊 (@OnyeomaMilly) October 7, 2020
Please what is this?
https://twitter.com/testyflowz/status/1313759649443852288?s=20
Lol…
