by Grace Efezokhae

 

And so to every one of us that has been the fapper all along, like you and I, It’s high time we stopped the fapping of biros.

I don’t think there is anyone on earth that has not fapped a biro or had his/her biro fapped. It’s like a norm. Back then in primary and secondary school, I clearly remember my pencils and biros being fapped countless times.  I just stopped bringing them anymore to school and I joined the fapping train. All types of pencils and biros were a delight to my eyes. At certain points in times in our lives (you and I especially), we have either been the fapper of biros or the fappees.

I watched a video of an ex Czech president, Vaclav Klaus, where he quietly fapped a ceremonial pen of Chile’s president, Sebastian Pinera while they were celebrating the signing of a new transport agreement between the two countries . He probably wasn’t conscious of the fact the singular act of his would go viral. Watch the funny video HERE.

And just as he was yabbed at by a lot of people, are we any different from him? We still fap biros at the office and banks. We get to the bank and you just ask someone politely “Please can I use your biro?” and we never get to return it. Whether you did it intentionally or not, you are a fapper….hehehehe!

So many people have tried some funny stuffs to curb their pens from being fapped. Some people write their names on paper and insert it inside the biro. I have also seen offices especially at receptions and some banks that will tie the biros to with a rope…..hahahahah!. But still yet, the statistics reports by olofofolikeu.com shows that the biro fapping still increases by the day in the offices, schools, banks and receptions.

I want to stop buying biros myself because it doesn’t seem to be worth it again. It’s just between N20 and N30 though but I had rather buy baba blue menthol with the money.

And so to every one of us that has been the fapper all along, like you and I, It’s high time we stopped the fapping of biros. Also, making a restitution of the ones we have fapped over the years won’t be a bad idea. So, I thought about sharing free biros for all secondary schools in our areas.  Sharing biros at Obalende in the morning for pupils on their way  to school  be a bad idea (Jero like me).

ENOUGH SAID…..STOP THE FAPPING OF BIROS

***P.S– Bíró László József invented the modern ball point pen. They are widely referred to as “biro” in many countries, including our beloved Nigeria hence the use of the term “biro” in this context.

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Grace Efezokhae blogs at www.graciemama.com