Today’s Noisemakers: Ajax FC taunts Man United + Melania curves Trump

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Ayo Sogunro

The president of Nigeria is ill. But Nigerians are not privy to his diagnosis. The secrecy surrounding his health has given room for conspiracy theories to thrive.

For instance, in two weeks, we have heard of Buhari’s death twice. With each death rumour, the president’s social media aides release a statement. When Nigerians request for details of the president’s situation, what they tell us is only the president can tell us what illness is battling.

Ayo Sogunro has a problem with this:

2. Superwoman

There’s a different matter Nigerians are contemplating:

Nigerians react:

3. Clarenceonyeks

Speaking of relationship material, Clarence has a few thoughts:

4. Mr Kermit

Talking about husbands:

5. Ajax has a word Man United ahead of match

6. Melania curves Trump:

Alright.

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