Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Maraji
We lead with this comedy skit by the certified queen of skits, Maraji, because we all need a reason to laugh sometimes.
WATCH:
Retweet if you've ever done this😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oCR82AbuKu
— Gloria Olorunto (@Maraji_) August 9, 2017
2. @_clvrarose
Rejection sucks, especially when the reasons do not make a lick of make to you. @_clvrarose complains:
https://twitter.com/_clvrarose/status/895373647212421120
https://twitter.com/_clvrarose/status/895373792855433216
3. Ayo Sogunro
The lawyer is angry at the elevation of people for party politics sake:
I can't believe people are insulting Charly Boy because Buharism. I say again, this generation would have applauded Saro Wiwa's execution. 😡
— Ayo Sogunro (@ayosogunro) August 9, 2017
4. Dr Dipo
Backstory: Toke Makinwa visited social media with another one of her controversial opinions yesterday. Today, girl got three different hashtags trending in her name. Such an uproar, it was. During the mayhem, people did not fail to remind her why she should not have an opinion because she lost Maje. Dr Ogbeni takes issue with this reasoning:
https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/895297782138974208
5. Reno Omokri
Is President Buhari really a resident of the UK now? Reno takes him to task.
President Buhari achieves another world record! He is the first elected president to have become resident of another country while in power!
— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) August 9, 2017
Babanla, on the other hand, tackles Buharists.
https://twitter.com/biolakazeem/status/895280559815110656
6. Omojuwa
We like this tweet by Omojuwa:
This is why 🇳🇬 has no moral rights to tell anyone not to run way, none to ask those who ran to come back & patriotism is a scarce luxury. pic.twitter.com/or0ycKF27v
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 9, 2017
7. @Duchesskk
These questions on bible characters provoked the most hilarious of answers. Take a look:
Who's the Bible character you relate with the most?For me, David,he was such a screw up but he always found his way back&cried like a baby
— period partner (@duchesskk) August 9, 2017
Reactions:
https://twitter.com/GirlNextFlat/status/895302555009515520
https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/895275565388886016
Moses. The bros just dey talk to God anyhow. I need that kind of grace now
— Ella (@mellory_e) August 9, 2017
Martha – always want to show off my cooking skills when I have a guest and I end up missing out on hot gists
— bunny (@Peace_sucker) August 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/kelvinbagwell02/status/895302297668005889
Last one. Elisha. Insult my bald spot and I will invoke the power of God and set bears upon you IDGAF! (they were children too 😂😂)
— jimo (@jimonyemenam) August 9, 2017
Samson. I always pick the wrong girl.
— Lift_heavy_daily (@TheWorkA_holic) August 9, 2017
Jacob: he was one of the most patient people, and a fantastic entrepreneur and innovator. Also turned out extremely wealthy.
— THE MAN (@timileyin_) August 9, 2017
I have a few but let me start with
Jonah – I don't like people sending me message https://t.co/59eF64U7ez
— Jola (@Jollz) August 9, 2017
Lollllll.
8. Folarin
Earlier today, Elnathan John was speaking about crowdfunding development in Nigeria. He said categorically that the ‘patch-patch structure we’ve built will crumble’. One of the popular crowdfunding schemes in Nigeria is gofundme, but how will that help the country and its citizens in the long term? Still we pray:
I pray all the people asking for funds via social media for ailments, school fees et al….All get it in time.
God bless them. Amen.
— F Ọ́ L Ú 🚀 (@FolushoxFolarin) August 9, 2017
9. Niacerise
Niacerise is nuts about Christ and she is making spectacular noise on trains. WATCH:
My sister in Christ and myself have been standing up on trains and tubes as of recent and telling them our entire testimonies. I DARE you pic.twitter.com/XbyGZkcpUI
— N I A – C E R I S E (@niacerise) August 9, 2017
10. Bill Winston
Finally, let Pastor Bill’s words help you sleep easy
We must not doubt that God's promises are true, you have to believe God. If you don't stop fear, it will stop you.
— Dr. Bill Winston (@DrBillWinston) August 9, 2017
