Tag: Nicolas Maduro

Error of Biblical proportions: Venezuelan president says Christ multiplied penises instead of fish

Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro appeared to make a mistake of Biblical proportions this week - when he muddled a well-known religious quote and said Christ multiplied loaves and 'penises'. Maduro…

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Oh-la-la: Meet the world’s sexiest sports minister, and she even goes nude! (LOOK)

by Isi Esene Venezuela's new sports minister is Alejandra Benitez (definitely not related to the Chelsea FC gaffer), a veteran athlete with sterling accomplishments. Benitez was the Olympic fencing champion…

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Hugo Chavez’s chosen successor, Nicolas Maduro wins Venezuela’s presidential election

Socialist candidate Nicolas Maduro has won a narrow victory in Venezuela's presidential poll. Mr. Maduro, who was chosen by the late Hugo Chavez as his successor, won 50.7% of the…

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“I don’t want to die. Please don’t let me die”: Last words of Hugo Chavez revealed

President Hugo Chavez died of a massive heart attack after great suffering and inaudibly mouthed his desire to live, the head of Venezuela's presidential guard said late Wednesday. "He couldn't…

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