You know how they say holy rollers don’t care for matters of the flesh because their hearts and minds are focused on the Lord? Na lie. All na wash. Our brothers and sisters in the Lord burn with holy fire for the opposite sex. No shade. Just calling it as it is.

Don’t believe me?

Hear it from Rev Craig, then:

1. So this was me about five years ago. I was single and searching and while I knew I wanted a Proverbs 31 woman I was also looking for a… pic.twitter.com/KlWuKcpJyG

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

2. woman who was an expert at twerking wearing nothing but fishnet tights and 6 inch heels. I wanted a "Holy Twerker"

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

3. Since starting @surulerelove with my wife I've had the privilege to ask a number of men what they want in their intended spouse

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

4. and just like me in those days,  most born-again men (boys) I've asked are seeking a "Lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets" pic.twitter.com/fX62yLGQ6l

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

5. For the longest time I thought the two were not mutually exclusive, and perhaps in some special circumstances* they are not

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

6. but in reality I've come to realise that every skill takes time to perfect. It will be hard for a single girl to find the time

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

7. (not to talk of the huge conflict of interest that would arise) to perfect being a video vixen, or how to twerk while having sex

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

8. or how to do other feats of bedmatics, while at the same time studying the word and building up her spirit and contending for the faith.

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

9. Oh, the twerking Proverbs 31 woman exists. But no, she's not single, And no she most likely did not learn the two things at the same time

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

10. Did you see the gif where two girls were twerking for the gram and a lightning bolt struck their flat?
?

Okay. Jokes. Where was I? pic.twitter.com/oFCyoXxL85

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

11. Yes. You can have your lady in the streets and freak in the sheets but best believe that you will need to cultivate that garden yourself

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

12. Its the same way some single young girls say they prefer married men because they are more mature and know how to treat a woman right.

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

13. What they fail to see is that it took another woman many days and months and years to teach that man how to love her and treat her right

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

 

19. Let me end with this passage of scripture: Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well
Proverbs 5.15

— Lamide (@RevDrCraig) September 17, 2017

Bruv!