You know how ladies complain often that guys don’t have brilliant pick up lines? Well, someone offered ladies an opportunity to remedy that by writing their own pickup lines and I’m ashamed to say it was a woeful failure by a mile and then some. Judging by the responses that came in, no lady should complain about dead pick up lines ever again.

See below:

https://twitter.com/TheUnscripted_/status/890916251371020289

They said women don't know how to toast, let's prove them wrong. Please don't say "lemme off my pant?"

— Nkoli (@TheUnscripted_) July 28, 2017

Baby are u a lizard cos agama eyes on u

— ? (@SheIsBukki) July 28, 2017

"Are you a Calendar? Because I'd like to date you." pic.twitter.com/2IwrDmlmiA

— ⛧ (@kxnni) July 28, 2017

you look like the man in my dreams,would you come closer so I can you sure?

— Chinny Moneke (@QuinVashtee) July 28, 2017

"I'm no photographer, but I can picture you and I together"
???

— Redbone. (@Mz_Bagshaw) July 28, 2017

This has to be my favorite part in the entire piece. pic.twitter.com/D94nVmYxUS

— ⛧ (@kxnni) July 28, 2017

Just hit blunt… "I think I might be mad over you and I need to see you ASAP"

???

— god (@Vcuody) July 28, 2017

Hello. Sorry are you the last on the queue?

Is the ATM dispensing cash?

Conversation have start laidat.

— Ada (@missdzeneaphar) July 28, 2017

https://twitter.com/Babygiwa/status/890934579900674049

'My close friends call me Yemi but you can call me tonight' – perfect

— #LookingTooClosely.. (@Corazonnnnnnn) July 28, 2017

Okay okay. We are still learning. Toasting is not easy?

— Yemi (@Babygiwa) July 28, 2017

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/890937419184435200

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/890937549920886784

Do you sleep on your stomach?

Him: No
Me: Can I?

— king tk (@Tinu_Kuye) July 28, 2017

Wawuuu

— Uncle Deji (@djblack4real) July 28, 2017

This is actually harder than I thought, how do guys do this on a norms?

— The Grocery lady (@thegroceryladyy) July 28, 2017

Now you know that Okunrin loko , okunrin lada, person wey hold am self Na Man???

— Richie (@Richie0147) July 28, 2017

I'm just here to check the replies to know if there is/was any statement someone said to me that I didn't realise was a hookup line. ??

— – André ◢◤ (@DREW_certified) July 28, 2017

Verdict

The replies under this tweet are not surprising. https://t.co/q27PjlStW0

— The Runner (@je_mc2) July 28, 2017

Sigh.