You know how ladies complain often that guys don’t have brilliant pick up lines? Well, someone offered ladies an opportunity to remedy that by writing their own pickup lines and I’m ashamed to say it was a woeful failure by a mile and then some. Judging by the responses that came in, no lady should complain about dead pick up lines ever again.
See below:
https://twitter.com/TheUnscripted_/status/890916251371020289
https://twitter.com/TheUnscripted_/status/890917119977828352
Baby are u a lizard cos agama eyes on u
— Big Sister General (@SheIsBukki) July 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/kxnni/status/890928599368335361
you look like the man in my dreams,would you come closer so I can you sure?
— Chinny Moneke (@QuinVashtee) July 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/Mz_Bagshaw/status/890938048338415616
https://twitter.com/kxnni/status/890935071020113920
Just hit blunt… "I think I might be mad over you and I need to see you ASAP"
😩😁😂
— Vivian Chinonyelum (@chinonyelummmmm) July 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/missdzeneaphar/status/890939213641854976
https://twitter.com/Babygiwa/status/890934579900674049
'My close friends call me Yemi but you can call me tonight' – perfect
— Deus iii (@deus_iii) July 28, 2017
Okay okay. We are still learning. Toasting is not easy😂
— Yemi (@Babygiwa) July 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/890937419184435200
https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/890937549920886784
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Him: No
Me: Can I?— tk. (@TinuKuye) July 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/djblack4real/status/890937678610542594
This is actually harder than I thought, how do guys do this on a norms😪
— The Grocery Lady (@thegroceryladyy) July 28, 2017
Now you know that Okunrin loko , okunrin lada, person wey hold am self Na Man😁😀😆
— Abdul ibn Abdul (@Richie0147) July 28, 2017
I'm just here to check the replies to know if there is/was any statement someone said to me that I didn't realise was a hookup line. 😪😪
— Drew (@DREW_certified) July 28, 2017
Verdict
The replies under this tweet are not surprising. https://t.co/q27PjlStW0
— Requirement Already Satisfied (@je_mc2) July 28, 2017
Sigh.
mehn this gals are dumb