Today’s Noisemakers: Adegoke Pamilerin, Paddy Adenuga, Davido, others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Ugly Naked Guy

https://twitter.com/t_riumphant/status/994138024706498561

https://twitter.com/t_riumphant/status/994138032600121344

Reacting to the story of a girl – Natasha – who had a medical condition, asked for helped got it, but controversies followed. Especially of her apparent rudeness.

@SubDeliveryZone on Twitter tells the story better.

2. Adegoke Pamilerin

https://twitter.com/thepamilerin/status/994275244964745216

3. Paddy Adenuga

i am going to be 34 next month.. even after ending my yoruba demon 😈 ways years ago.. i still can’t figure women out completely

you meet a babe – all is going well.. then gbosa! she gets brain touch 🧠 💥

the irrational weyrey tendencies is what gets to me 😂

🦁

— Paddy Adenuga (@paddyadenuga84) May 9, 2018

4. Seun Alaofin

https://twitter.com/seunalaofin/status/994284626481958912

5. Steve

https://twitter.com/iamSteveOla/status/994282746074877952

6. Davido

Bought already .. it’s not soup it’s Hard work and Ambition! https://t.co/J7qPp0Of48

— Davido (@davido) May 9, 2018

7. Farooq Kperogi

I ask you to change but I refuse to change
I go to the UK for all my medical care, including ear treatment
I sent my children to UK universities
I spend my annual leave in the UK
I eat foreign rice and I ask you to eat local rice
Who am I?

— Farooq Kperogi (@farooqkperogi) May 9, 2018