Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1 Victor Asemota

He simply can’t understand our hustle:

Nigerian hustling is a disease. Put job ad out and specifically mention it is for people living in South Africa. Someone from Iponri applies

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) April 15, 2017

2. Mike Asuquo

Mike Asuquo mulls over a different issue:

The Unclean Whistle pic.twitter.com/sg7O5eb3QP

— Mike Asukwo (@Asukwoeb) April 15, 2017

And Benjamin Dada thinks he knows what his career will be:

Mum: So, after your Masters what next?

Me: pic.twitter.com/AXxoBNEVbk

— Benjamindada.com (@DadaBen_) April 15, 2017

3. Mr Aye Dee

Mr Aye Dee takes time out to do a little tutorial:

Folks,
Office
of the
National
Security
Adviser (ONSA)

Is NOT the same as the

National
Intelligence
Agency (NIA)
1/

— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) April 15, 2017

Circulating videos about how Sambo Dasuki, d former National Security Adviser abused his office to tar the NIA is pandering 2 ignorance. 2/

— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) April 15, 2017

Blaming GEJ who released funds to NIA in his capacity as CiC when Buhari has been CiC since 2015 is also pandering to ignorance. 3/

— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) April 15, 2017

4. Finally, the Abuja airport is ready:

Thank you Nigerians…. thank you for the support. #ABVClosure runway rehabilitation completed. pic.twitter.com/3S3H2kuBlG

— ABVClosure (@ABVClosure) April 15, 2017

5. Uche

Along with Uche, we are wondering what the heck Davido thinks he’s wearing:

Why is it that when you have money, you'll start dressing like people that don't have money, I don't understand pic.twitter.com/FW6V13tyLL

— Uche (@UcheIsClown) April 15, 2017

Street dey hungry Davido https://t.co/ySJwZD4Ttp

— Pheel From Online (@PHEELSAM) April 15, 2017

6. Bassey Ikpi

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS3_HN3AOoA/?taken-by=iambisola

So Kemen has been making the rounds just like the other evicted housemates and Bassy Ikpi cannot stand it.

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/853233938474643456

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/853233609762852865

And it's terrible that @PayPorte subjects Tboss to having to be near Kemen, a man who sexually assaulted her. Disgusting!

— Ijeoma Ogwuegbu Udum (@IjeomaOgud) April 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/853234841881542656

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/853306863168958464

7. Rita Dominic chimes in:

It is not rational to say that sexual misconduct or abuse of any kind is normal behaviour. We should not tolerate this school of thought

— Rita Dominic (@ritaUdominic) April 15, 2017

Imagine if it was a man who groped a sleeping man on the show, I'm sure he would be dead by now https://t.co/x287jZvfLW

— ThatPortharcourtBoy (@ThatPHCBoy) April 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/853312404410822658

Y'all will kick gay folks out the family but allow the creepy, pedophile uncle to keep coming around. Let's talk preservation of the family

— Memphissippian (@Cuntrycounselor) April 15, 2017

So annoying.