Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Used to be AFRICA To The World, now it’s The World to Africa 2019. We are the future and future is now

— Bizzle Osikoya (@bizzleosikoya) April 29, 2019

Bizzle for president.

Poor soul deep in his buffoonery……,This is the logical equivalent of going to the gates of a university, standing outside and praying for a degree.?
–#Repost: @instablog9ja Pastor seen praying that a 4-yr-old stagnant water should dry up in #Egbeda, Lagos pic.twitter.com/flWCUla9jI

— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) April 29, 2019

Exactly, free the sheeple!

Don’t sit idle scrolling through your social feed taking a front row seat watching what people do with their lives and aspiring to be them someday. In your little corner, are you creating impact? What about you is solving someone else’s problem? That’s how you create wealth.

— Moyosola (@themoyosola) April 29, 2019

Give me loan first.

When a 70+ year old man is delusional, it’s usually indicative that his friends & well wishers need 2 help salvage his mental health.
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Atiku Abubakar or whatever his Cameroonian name is, will never, ever b @NGRPresident . https://t.co/uzqmWNXyFB

— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) April 29, 2019

Ahn-Ahn. How do you know?

Important first date question: Do you watch Game of Thrones?

Because I cannot date someone who wouldn’t understand why I am shouting Dracarys mid-intercourse.

— Tolúlopé (@tolusaba) April 29, 2019

You say Dracarys during sex?