Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Davido

The singer had complained on Tuesday that he was not allowed to use Eko Atlantic. Though he did not state any reasons.

So my show this December at eko Atlantic Was not approved … I wonder why ? Hmmm ANYWAYS ANNOUNCING A NEW VENUE SOON!! ITS A DIRTY GAME BUT I CANT BE STOPPED!! ??????

— Davido (@iam_Davido) November 13, 2018

Nah the highest dem fit do be that ! I I WILL SUPPORT WHO I WANT TO SUPPORT AND WILL NOT SWITCH SIDES OVER A FUCKING VENUE !! ITS FUCK EM! DEC 27TH CITY OF DAVID CONCERT STILL ON! ANNOUNCING VENUE SOON! LOVE YALL ??????

— Davido (@iam_Davido) November 13, 2018

This is the response from Eko Atlantic:

? Just to clarify the @iam_Davido situation …….. ???? pic.twitter.com/OrrSPfioP4

— Eko Atlantic (@EkoAtlantic) November 14, 2018

2. Ini Edo

Well… the thing everyone will see first is the hour-glass shape. Ahah!

We love you jere!

3. Mac Nels

Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person and all your stress will melt away.

— The Mac Nels™ (@Macnels) November 14, 2018

True.

4. Poju Oyemade

When we don't pay attention to history we think we are the first to attempt something not knowing it had been tried in some form in the past. The people left their tracks on the sands of time showing us how far they went and where they failed. Finding those tracks will be helpful

— POJU OYEMADE (@pastorpoju) November 14, 2018

5. Mark Essien

So much talent in the small cities and towns of Nigeria. We have been successfully running our call centre in Akwa Ibom for almost a year now, and it's going really well. As you scale, don't be stuck in Lagos-only mindset.

— Mark Essien (@markessien) November 14, 2018

6. Olumuyiwa

Nigerians will bring an underage child from the village, work her to the bone, send her to a public school, provide her shabby, second hand clothes, foist responsibility of toddlers barely older than her on the girl and still think they're doing her a favour.

We're evil.

— The Indecent Man (@Olumuyiwa__) November 14, 2018

…Then we claim that slavery is no longer a thing.

7. Temie Giwa-Tubosun

I now know the source of the stench that hits you when you land at MMIA. It’s the place where lost / delayed bags are kept, the smell is AWFUL! They place should be removed from inside arrivals to outside the Airport area! Just gross!!!

— Temie Giwa-Tubosun (@temite) November 14, 2018

O ga o!

Don’t these concerned people perceive the smell or what?