Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Imoh Umoren

No greater truth about Nigerians than this.

Let's tell ourselves the truth…we are cowardly…in the next couple of weeks we will forget this tragedy and start talking about sex and who slept with who….we dream of change..we don't work for it

— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) June 29, 2018

But next week is far shaa. Just two days…

Simi corroborates:

Y’all realise, they think we’ll get mad on the internet and then it’ll go away again? As always? Right? Sigh.

— Simi (@SympLySimi) June 29, 2018

2. Nigerian Army

The current crisis in Plateau, Benue, Taraba and Zamfara States are both induced internally and externally. So many forces are against Nigeria. The target is the corporate existence of Nigeria as a country. Blame game along ethnic and religious fault lines is not the solution.

— Nigerian Army (@HQNigerianArmy) June 29, 2018

3. Kelvin Odanz

If you want to experience the irony of this "our leaders are the problem" rhetoric, just visit any Nigerian university campus. Spend just 6 months observing campus politics: Faculties, SUG, NANS et al.

Those are "leaders" aged 20-35. That is a grim preview of Nigeria's future ?

— Kelvin Odanz (@KelvinOdanz) June 29, 2018

Or listen to the conversation among corps members in camp.

Nigeria has just one problem: NIGERIANS!

What happens at the federal level happens everywhere: In churches, tribal unions, campuses, youth organizations, private sector. Everyone is just waiting for an opportunity.

We are the problems.

— Kelvin Odanz (@KelvinOdanz) June 29, 2018

4. Daddy Freeze

Indeed, we are tired of prayers and NO ACTION! Daddy Freeze has something to say.

5. Papa Bule

LMAO thats okay.

I am married to a woman who is addicted to Investigative Discovery, especially shows about Dangerous Women and women who killed their husbands.

Sometimes i look at her as she's engrossed and simply say a silent prayer. ? https://t.co/JuMtTI5IXO

— Papa Bule (@bule_jr) June 29, 2018

Just thinking… shey this guy knew this about his wife before marriage or he is just downright religious?

Worst part? Folakemi eats slowly when the show is on. It's like she is taking mental notes and is preparing for exam. Me i am just there wondering what i have done wrong in life.

— Papa Bule (@bule_jr) June 29, 2018

I've been threatened guys.

Before I become a subject on one of these shows, let me respect myself. pic.twitter.com/6OA0TTlK0d

— Papa Bule (@bule_jr) June 29, 2018

6. Poju Oyemade

If we keep resorting to religious explanations for our practical problems we will not progress as a nation. The main purpose of prayer is to hear from God. He gives you instructions on what to do. It's our doing something that changes things. Prayer by itself won't, action does.

— POJU OYEMADE (@pastorpoju) June 29, 2018

Yes oo pastor. Action…action.

This conversation needs to go beyond social media because these set of leaders always know we won’t act, we will only pray.