Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Gidimeister
The news this week has been about Diezani Alison Madueke’s numerous thefts and court forfeitures. Gidimeister finds it most upsetting.
https://twitter.com/Gidimeister/status/887722869886791687



https://twitter.com/tysalihu/status/887724981991469056
EXACTLY. I hate stupid thieves.
— Jola (@Jollz) July 19, 2017
Choi.
2 Pablo Escobar
Perhaps Diezani should have done as drug lord Escobar did? Brilliant way to spend resources, innit?

3. Ohimai Amaize
Ohimai gives a shout out to the rich and powerful to save this child’s life.

Nigerians help!
4. John Boyega
Game of Thrones has become the subject of another controversy- because someone thinks not enough diversity.
John Boyega Calls Out 'Game of Thrones' for Not Casting Black Actors https://t.co/XFOUWeinp3 pic.twitter.com/bifffUiiaS
— Marie Claire (@marieclaire) July 18, 2017
Blacks give Boyega a taste of “the truth shall set you free”:
He isn't watching the show ! pic.twitter.com/qJOLcXLOrz
— skinny legend? (@wale__awe) July 18, 2017

https://twitter.com/WisamAC/status/887548271501160448
https://twitter.com/WisamAC/status/887548378544046080
https://twitter.com/WisamAC/status/887548798351933440
https://twitter.com/Cerebrone/status/887455724539916288
5. Abdulkadir Bello
Some weeks ago, Lagos Island flooded and the culprit, the government said was how Lagosians clog the drainages. So began the hashtag #pickthattrash. Mr Bello has cause to brag.
I'm very proud of my daughter. She keeps the trash in the car till we see a dustbin. Now, she makes me do same @obyezeks #PickThatTrash pic.twitter.com/XhqmJShcfI
— AbdulKadir Bello (@akbello) July 19, 2017
Nice.
6. Tunde
What’s the best dating site on social media? Henry and Tunde argue it out:

Ever tried arguing with a woman? The results might leave you speechless.
Everything you say to a female in an argument is a new argument of its own… That includes your silence. There's really no winning! pic.twitter.com/rHiQePVYN1
— Mwes M Drew™ (@_mwes) July 19, 2017
7. Nathaniel Bassey
Because we cannot come and die on top of politics and irrelevant arguments, get refreshed with Nathaniel Bassey’s words:
God is UNPREDICTABLE on HOW He'll do it. But very PREDICTABLE that HE will do it if He said so.
— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) July 19, 2017
Any weakness of the flesh that shows up when you are on verge of a breakthrough is overcome by the power in the blood. In Jesus' name.
— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) July 19, 2017
Amen!










