Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Chiamaka
What is aunty saying?
https://twitter.com/AsToldByAmaka/status/1048146430626582528
Don’t mind her. Don’t only imagine abeg, work towards it.
It’s Nigeria you want to be imagining? Even the work sef no go be small work.
2. Adefunke
They will not listen to Funke now.
I adopted a saving culture last year. I started by saving 35% of my salary. Then I moved it up to 50%. Now, it’s 60%.
Saving is easier when you create alternative sources of income.
Hopefully, in a year or 2, I’ll be able to do 80% ☺️
— Funke (@FunkeOnafuye) October 5, 2018
They will prefer to give 1001 reasons why it is not possible. *rolls eyes*.
3. Adegoke Pamilerin
https://twitter.com/thepamilerin/status/1047990140772212736
Not annoyingly woke though – or pseudo woke.
4. Steven
Just look at this one…
https://twitter.com/iamsteveolaa/status/1048168837735223296
Oni so ku ro (Talking and thinking jargons).
5. Pastor Ola
Fighting with people on Twitter is hard. Imagine somebody slandering your innocent father who is somewhere on his own or in heaven self and stray bullet will hit him. 😭😭😭 “who is your father and who are you”. Nah fam, you ppl are rude 😭😭😭.
— name cannot be blank (@Olabisi_0x) October 5, 2018
Reason you should learn to respect yasef. You can ignore sometimes, so the person does not send you to the village.
6. Chukudebelu
We are not the only people who "worship God" on Earth – so if we are "worshiping God" without making progress, we might as well take a break and consider what other nations are doing that we are not doing – instead of repeating the same thing & expecting different results.
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) October 5, 2018
Onye Nkuzi is such a noisemaker but this needs to be louder. Don’t be whispering this kind of truth.
7. Jubril Gawat
Political E-Scam 101:
– Design Poster
– Declare ambition online
– Say one or two things as 'plan'
– Ask for Donations
– Ask for Donations
– Ask for Donations
– Don't bother buying form
– Withdraw (from race u dint enter)
– Thank pple for support
– Donation… VOICE MAIL !!!— Jubril A. Gawat (@Mr_JAGs) October 5, 2018
Chai!
Good you did not mention anyone’s name.
