Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Smurf
https://twitter.com/rogue_kvng/status/963301205475778560
Lol! But no one is looking at history. Counter argument: “We’re the champions NOW, forget that history”.
2. Simi
The singer gives women some ‘push’.
As a woman,
When you know what you want,
Speak well,
Are assertive,
Confident,
And a gaddem fighter –Some say you’re proud. Well, I guess I’m proud bro. Proud of it too!
— Simi (@SympLySimi) February 13, 2018
Tell us more honey!
3. Omojuwa
Loyalty is when everybody wins. One person winning and others working like donkeys without winning isn’t loyalty, that is slavery. Loyalty is the code for me and my team. We all win!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 13, 2018
Mutual benefits!
How many understand this though?
4. Pepeye
https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/963352897881698306
5. Shehu Sani
And the Senator speaks…
Power is as big as a ballon,truth is as small as a pin.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) February 13, 2018
6. Samantha
The representative of the Valentine women has this to say:
https://twitter.com/Bobo_Samantha/status/963322916195786752
Are they really bitter though? They are just bothered that they have to spend so much just to celebrate one day!
7. Onyeoziri
This question though.
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/963156806372659200
Some replies:
Somebody that stole maggi in a market and somebody that stole money from NNPC account, both of them are Thief
— 👑Ridwanullah👑𓃵 (@iam_Reedone) February 12, 2018
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at the tweet
— Shigou Eleniyan 🐦 🇮🇹🔴⚫ (@shigoubouncing) February 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/iamopdate/status/963157931255566336
8. Asampete
Everyone has a story. Don’t be afraid to have your story, told.
— Blossom Ozurumba-Ehiarinmwian (@blossomozurumba) February 13, 2018
For every creative haul and expression, the storytelling component determines how phenomenal it can be.
— Blossom Ozurumba-Ehiarinmwian (@blossomozurumba) February 13, 2018
