Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Wizkid

I am looking for a sister o! https://t.co/dAcQtHL4fZ

— Wizkid (@wizkidayo) May 11, 2018

Someone cannot ask for something in peace again, See Davido shaking this table (maybe it’s already broken sef)

Tiwa our sista ooo ??? STAR BOY !! ⭐️ https://t.co/lvWll6nGOd

— Davido (@iam_Davido) May 11, 2018

Then…

??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️ by jejely on my #TiwasVibe https://t.co/oMMxDbgC8V

— Tiwa Savage (@TiwaSavage) May 11, 2018

That is how play play will turn to the real thing.

2. Wofaifada

https://www.instagram.com/p/BioIVGEF8Y4/?taken-by=wofaifada

Go on babe!!!

3. Badt Boi

Dear GTB, Please stop maintaining my ATM Card for me, I just bought my own tools, from now on I'll be maintaining it myself so you can stop debiting me every month.

Thank you
Signed
Customer wey no like wahala pic.twitter.com/Zf2ktdmo6X

— Portrait Artist (@badt_BOI_) May 11, 2018

But… isn’t it cheaper if the bank maintains it? Especially since there are other things like oil and oil filter yet to be bought?

What we should be asking: “Why do we have to pay a lot of money to get the card and still pay everytime to maintain it?”

4. Marrgarritah

Tbh tho, the financial pressure on men is a lot.
Sometimes caused by society / family and sometimes even themselves

— An Unapologetic Slay Queen, don't stress me plis (@Marrgarritah) May 11, 2018

Tell ‘them’, tell them oo!

5. Oby Ezekwesili

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like the Weekends come too quickly these days? ?

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) May 11, 2018

It is not just you oo! The days are running away from us in Nigeria.

6. Francis Agoda

https://www.instagram.com/p/BioZH9qA1tf/?taken-by=igodye_

Commendable! Really. Let’s stop waiting for the government to do basically everything.

We can do little things in our little way that will translate to GREATER GOOD.

7. Yung 6ix

Do yourself a Favor if you love your girl don’t check her phone.

— High St?R (@Yung6ix) May 11, 2018

8. Telo

Over 7 billion people in this world and you think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha

That's exactly what I'm gonna do pic.twitter.com/6nZxREFwBn

— your MCM and TWELEB ?? ? (@iamtelo_) May 11, 2018

You know that emoji you use? That one now. Where the person opens his/her palms to the sky.

Use it now, twice – for emphasis.