by Priyankee Saikia

Just like the Red Wedding of Season Three, the fourth season of Game of Thrones had its share of deaths, plot twists and some more deaths – and now we have to wait till next year to see how George R.R. Martin toys with our emotions in the upcoming season.

Meanwhile, we at MensXP just could not hold on to our horses, which is why we’ve compiled our very own hitlist for the author. Mr. Martin, if you are reading this, these are the characters we want to see dead!

Cersei Lannister

She used to be sexy, but now she is just plain evil – and even Jamie can tell the difference in her since he got back. And anyone who is Tyrion’s enemy is our enemy. So, death to Cersei!

Death style: Tyrion poisons her glass of wine.

Stannis Baratheon

We don’t even know why this dude is even trying so hard to get to the Iron Throne. He’s just too weak and dull and seems to eat up screen-time without actually holding our attention.

Death style: Ser Davos Seaworth sees him for who he is and drives a sword through him.

Melisandre

 

Actually, more than Stannis, it is the Red Woman who needs to be put to death. Enough of her fire sorcery, for God’s sake!

Death style: She is set on fire or burnt on a stake.

Theon Greyjoy

 

If he was an evil douche before, he is disturbingly meek now. All very highly unnatural – and killing him would actually be like putting a sick dog to sleep. No, really.

Death style: He commits suicide by jumping off a cliff.

Ramsay Bolton

 

 

Oh, if Theon’s going, Ramsay HAS to go. This sadist monster was really cool when Theon was evil – but now he just gets on everyone’s nerve, the twisted bastard!

Death style: In a double death style – Greyjoy takes Ramsay with him when plunging seawards.

Roose Bolton

Like son, like father. He was the man who wiped out the Starks at the Red Wedding – and dashed the North’s hope for a victory against the Lannisters. The Lord of Dreadfort needs to die.

Death style: Arya Stark avenges her family by planting her Needle on the Leech Lord.

Robert Arryn

A product of too much mollycoddling, Robert Arryn is spoilt beyond words and if the evil is not nipped at the bud, it might grow up to be like the inbred monster, Joffrey.

Death style: Sansa Stark pushes him through the moon door.

Gregor Clegane

Even those who have not got around to watching Season 4 yet must definitely have heard of ‘The Mountain and the Viper’ episode. After all, it has the shock value equivalent to last season’s Red Wedding. And hence, the Mountain needs to die. Die hard.

Death style: The Hound battles against him and smashes his head like a ripe watermelon. No reason.

Walder Frey

Another villain responsible for the Red Wedding, this vicious old man should just die already instead of sitting up at the Twins castle like an ancient hawk.

Death style: He simply drops dead – he’s already old and gout-ridden.

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