Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/Harryolah/status/1287791404421439489?s=20
6 months ago, at 9:45 pm, under a sunny sky, wearing a striped blue shirt- we don’t forget such
2.
https://twitter.com/ijebuconcept/status/1287787780295266304?s=20
In the end, she’s calling you to give her the remote
3.
One minute, you’re young, wild and free.
Next minute you’re drafting “I hope this email finds you well”
— Best Perfume Plug 🛍 (@eyesberg_) July 27, 2020
This adulting life is not balanced
4.
Yoruba Dog!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/LEV1YY5zsI
— Baba Alaja No1 (@TheBabaAlaja) July 27, 2020
Pepper Dem Gang
5.
https://twitter.com/Damii_aros/status/1287737509728997376?s=20
July hasn’t ended now
6.
My 4 year old neighbour made a drawing of me. Don't I look beautiful? pic.twitter.com/FnQHRC4AF9
— Precious Chibuike Ukaegbu (@pc_ukaegbu) July 27, 2020
Wow, an artist!
7.
https://twitter.com/SwiftGodwin/status/1287643325072277505?s=20
zzzzzzZZZZ….
8.
Me: *opens a website*
The website: pic.twitter.com/ydyuJVfcMe
— xko (@Ekoja49) July 26, 2020
Always offering cookies
9.
It’s always “Can everyone hear me?” It’s never “Let’s cancel this meeting”. 😤
— !(Badman_Papi) (@TheEliDuba) July 27, 2020
Always “I’m going to share my screen” It’s never “I’m going to share small chops”
10.
https://twitter.com/bamioflagos/status/1287703567298682880?s=20
Someone, one day, would explain to us why our data is always finishing so fast
