Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Today, a Twitter user had asked millennial users to tweet like they were existing in Bible times; using twitter lingo. The request led to a series of stomach-churning humorous hot takes and tweets.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
"Felt cute, might betray Jesus later" https://t.co/oQwxLvmmYy
— Morris Baker (@MorrisBaker_) July 22, 2020
This is sandal discrimination
2.
https://twitter.com/MaziSamson/status/1286196500100505600?s=20
What would now happen if you borrow 1000 naira?
3.
[3 stages of Zee world addiction]
Stage 1: Resistance
“What’s this trash? Abeg call me once it’s over”
2: Lowkey interest
“So they dunno that’s not the same man? Mtschew. Can’t watch this shit”
3: Surrender!!
“MUMMYYYY! Come fast, they want to reveal Tanuma’s real father”
— Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (mainnet arc) (@Alex_Houseof308) July 22, 2020
Many of us are covert Zee world addicts lowkey
4.
https://twitter.com/jigsss__/status/1285568062708645889?s=20
See who?
5.
“it’s been 30 days fasting, have some bread bro” https://t.co/iAZDAppRwZ pic.twitter.com/QVVoMhKAOF
— 𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲🐢 (@ZillybabyDaa) July 23, 2020
Real-life sighting of the devil tempting Jesus
6.
Joseph: Instagram saw this first https://t.co/TpxwFqNcPn pic.twitter.com/RYe3lr0KUr
— ODG 🏁 (@_gaiuss) July 23, 2020
Always on that rainbow-coloured drip
7.
https://twitter.com/benxta_/status/1286283937799704576?s=20
If Jesus had just 12 followers, who are we to feel bad?
8.
“aren’t you one of jesus’s disciples?”
peter: https://t.co/9ZjPXwdXlf pic.twitter.com/K5i7fUC6g3
— Claudius (@xclaudius) July 23, 2020
Who? Me??
9.
Nobody:
Mary: https://t.co/0CiV3OGLnk pic.twitter.com/HCJMdMaIZF
— 𝒦🤍 (@kitkat_melony) July 23, 2020
Just like that
10.
https://twitter.com/ose_certified/status/1286231637429280768?s=20
Get that money, Delilah!
