Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Your shoe is nice!!!
America: Thank you
British: I appreciate
Nigeria: Na 35k I buy am for Shoprite.
— Obi Of Onitsha🇨🇦 (@cliqik) October 14, 2019
Twitter is a place where someone in JSS3 will advice people on how to Live in University, someone that is Jobless tell you that you are poor for earning N500K monthly. This App is proper Cruise, take it serious at your own risk.
— King Nonny 👑 (@Zaddy_nomso) October 14, 2019
I struggle so much in writing Roman numerals, until I get to 159
Then it just CLIX 🙂
— 🍷 Daddy oyoyo (@Blaaq_ie) October 14, 2019
On my wedding day, if the DJ doesn’t play “African Queen” by 2baba as my wife makes her way down the aisle towards me, I’d withhold his balance. No jokes
— AJ | Adonai (@mrmanhere_) October 14, 2019
Some Nigerians are so impatient, How can somebody be playing christmas songs now. 😢
— Your Uncle From Kaduna (@Real_jaeflex) October 14, 2019