Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I’m on this Dana flight. All the air conditioners are not working. All passengers are sweating like christmas goat, everyone screaming and fanning. Yet, the flight is preparing for take off. Anyhowness will not kill us in this country.
— Ayò Bánkólé (@AyoBankole) October 2, 2019
Black men are taught to marry wife material and cheat with the woman of their dreams…
— Famez Venom 👊🏽 (@Famez_vv) October 2, 2019
If you don’t tweet nobody would know you don’t have sense
— Man like drizzy (@drizzyposhh) October 2, 2019
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 35 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
— FAROUQ 🚬🌿 (@farouq_yahaya) October 2, 2019
What if getting shot in the head isn’t short and painful but no-one lives to tell the tale ?
— T.H.E^N.E.R.D™ (@Harryson_xx) October 2, 2019
Is it OK for a guy to ask a lady for money on the first date?.
— Engr. Peter #BBNaija ❁ (@gbolahanba) October 2, 2019
You can’t expect her to quickly reply your: “How are you???” When another Guy is asking her “What’s your account number?
My Brother Stop Joking😁😁
— CHIEf , THE DADDY™ 🦁👳 (@umar_ayotunde) October 2, 2019