Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/shenisaac/status/1304314764147990528?s=20
Some people will not be having a ‘detty December’ it is quite obvious.
2.
My friend received a double heart attack messages from his girlfriend today. 1st message was let's break up it's over now, the second message was sorry sorry sorry…. This one was not yours😂😂
— Bako, Esq (@AABako3) September 11, 2020
Sometimes when they say ‘fear women’ it’s to be taken seriously.
3.
https://twitter.com/aisami_/status/1304440436216528896?s=21
A note to every man who wants to make their woman proud.
4.
You Ever Open A WhatsApp Message And Be Like, Damn ! I Ain't Supposed To Open This ?!!
— Tobi Omoteye (@thobyiano) September 11, 2020
WhatsApp be exposing everyone and everything in many ways.
5.
Everything in Nigeria is connection, including hatred.
Somebody will just hate you through somebody for no reason. 🤔— She’s a red bell pepper (@mstatashe) September 11, 2020
How can a tweet be so funny and so true at the same time?
6.
https://twitter.com/neeratou/status/1304323816970162176?s=21
Please, English is not by force but you’ve made it on our list!!!
7.
we ran into 2020 without reading the terms and conditions and look at us now
— عبدالله (@ay_uwais) September 11, 2020
If only this were true.
8.
Weapons of mass distraction 😂😂
God bless our mothers 😂💔 pic.twitter.com/Ew9uQYOJNC
— Abba (@Abba_SZN) September 11, 2020
If you know you know please…
9.
He did not woo you but you've already concluded you two are dating because he calls you everyday and tell you sweet things.
My sister, you're dating yourself.
— She’s a red bell pepper (@mstatashe) September 10, 2020
In this life it is still good to have hopes.
10.
https://twitter.com/classic_chika/status/1304472677369905152?s=21
Lol… should we tell her??
