Eketi Edima Ette

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Ezinne December 15, 2017

Today’s Noisemakers: Oby Ezekwesili, Eketi Ette & the Keke driver who called out a woman with body odour

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters,…

Ezinne November 12, 2017

The Thread: “Why I won’t be a bridesmaid ever again” | Eketi’s crazy #BridesmaidChronicles

Prepare to laugh out loud at the sheer outlandish nature of Eketi's bridesmaid horror stories. Don't just laugh, listen and learn lessons from her experience so that when next a…

Op-ed Editor October 19, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: 10 kinds of people in WhatsApp groups

by Eketi Edima Ette Our different WhatsApp groups would be nothing without their unique members. I have been around the block and I’m back to present to you, the…

Op-ed Editor October 3, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: Have you received your parents’ daily dose of WhatsApp BCs today?

by Eketi Edima Ette In my own case, I’m the one who used my hand to go and buy trouble. I talked and talked to my mother, trying to convince…

Op-ed Editor August 8, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: Hilarious ways Nigerian mothers spin the marriage talk

by Eketi Edima Ette I swear, my family is something else. ?? One of my scheduled events was cancelled. That meant I could extend my vacation, to my mother's joy.…

Op-ed Editor August 4, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: My traumatising near rape experience

by Eketi Edima Ette RAPE IS INEXCUSABLE! ATTEMPTED RAPE IS AS VILE AS RAPE!!! Last night through to the early hours of today, I read the rape stories on Olu…

Op-ed Editor August 1, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: Here is something your parents didn’t tell you, but which you should know anyway

by Eketi Edima Ette My people, Come closer. Closer. Ehen. Let me tell you something. You see your parents? The ones whom you grew up with and perhaps, still…

Op-ed Editor June 14, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: 7 priceless answers to critics of the Hallelujah Challenge

When Gospel music minister Nathaniel Bassey convened the Hallelujah Challenge on the 1st of June, people didn't think much about it- until it went viral. From 3,000 viewers daily, it…

Op-ed Editor June 3, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: Laws of attraction- How to avoid “one chance” relationships

by Eketi Edima Ette Levels Dey... I am short. Gaskiya, I am just reach 5 foot "3 inches without my heels or kitchen stool (Laugh at your own risk.…

Op-ed Editor May 24, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: The most ridiculous things Nigerians say about marriage

by Eketi Edima Ette #WhatSomeMenSay "Young women of these days are so quick to scream 'divorce' at the slightest issue. Our mothers went through worse and did not leave their…

Op-ed Editor March 3, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: The single girl’s guide to house hunting in a Nigerian city

by Eketi Edima Ette Are you a single girl? Are you or have you been searching for a house? Are you searching for that house in a metropolitan or sub-metropolitan…

Op-ed Editor February 14, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: Valentine Day stories- Singles edition

by Eketi Edima Ette I've never spent valentine's day with a Boo. I guess that's why I don't understand why people fret about being unattached on Val's Day, why they're…

Op-ed Editor January 15, 2017

Eketi Edima Ette: The believer’s code of conduct for 2017

by Eketi Edima Ette It's a trend I've been following for almost three months. Every Sunday without fail, there's someone calling out a pastor for something or the other. A…

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