Hilarious read. @kwamedracula is explaining how men find themselves in relationships they did not set out to get involved in (tip: women know how to strategically move those chess pieces when they are of a mind to). His story also explains how a side chic – granted, she probably did not know she was that – becomes a main chic.

Do see below and laugh out loud with us:

it's bare niggas getting scammed into relationships everyday bro. with nobody to fight to them.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

you meet am wey she dey respond to stimulus…so you take ein number dey text text small small.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

you eat some one two…wey you relax.
next thing you know ein bestfriend dey tell you say "if you hurt her i'll kill you" pic.twitter.com/OfnjSc2HJN

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

same witch meet you for some side ask "so what are you doing for her birthday"
you didn't even know her birthday was coming…cos you dgaf.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

but you organize some red velvet cos nothing spoil. ego fokop your budget but it's cool. after the birthday she invite you go church.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

you no bore cos i mean…why not. after all you go fit meet more distins. pic.twitter.com/On9611Xsjx

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

you no make lucky…she dey attend Lighthouse. you reach there nooor then make you fill 3 forms take your passport picture.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

your face this pic.twitter.com/sJZDzG1XBA

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

but 'Daddy' is cool.
says he hopes to see you next week.
but before he let's you go….he has a final word of advice.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

"you guys have been dating for 5 days, i think it's time you got married"

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

now you're totally certain you're never coming back to the church.
but that is not your biggest problem.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

the real issue is how to explain to your actual girlfriend of 4 years how you got engaged to another's girl by accident.

— andy. (@kwamedracula) November 20, 2016

Did somebody say Karma? Hehehe.