December 13, 2016

The Thread: MMM- the crash that was a long time coming

It’s no news that MMM has gone on a month-long freeze. This suspension carries tell-tale signs of foreboding, if not in the moment, then in the long run. In matters such as these, there are a)mockers- those who reckon this is a perfect I told you so opportunity; there are foretellers, and those appealing sensitivity... Read More

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Mockers

So MMM has frozen, or like I told some of my friends in it – crashed 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/z3rZNn9wjV

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 13, 2016

Nigerians on MMM right now. pic.twitter.com/di9vJFag9l

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 13, 2016

My friend said, "Chidi, see money wey I wan use flex this Christmas sha. Won ti get mi sha."

I couldn't stop the tears. 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yGSECpLtTW

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 13, 2016

I'm just here for the bants 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8ROop1Boce

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 13, 2016

Someone was supposed to pay my cousin's boyfriend N3million today. He called the man and the man said, "are you not seeing the news?" pic.twitter.com/FoHfZLrPIV

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 13, 2016

Me: Don't do MMM. It's shady. It'll crash

MMM doer: Life is all about risks

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And you say I shouldn't laugh now? Life is all about jokes pic.twitter.com/dckPwvKZwh

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/markessien/status/808627446765457408

Most people that put money in MMM are those that say Seasonal movie,season film,cousin brother/sister so i'm no longer feeling sorry 4 them

— Nnanyi Biggie. JP, Ph.D, OON. (@BiggieMonzie) December 13, 2016

This MMM suspension be like when you drop moni for blocking and you see E. Who you wan report give? 😂😁😁😭😭😭.

— Oo Nwoye (@OoTheNigerian) December 13, 2016

There is an MMM convention in my office o🤣🤣🤣

See people coming to ask the person that linked them questions

— ADÉKÚNLÉ (@adekunleth) December 13, 2016

How long before the mob action starts? https://t.co/r7I09SDNAc

— Mynd Oluwamynd (@oluwamynd) December 13, 2016

Foretellers

https://twitter.com/Clarenceonyeks/status/808571954492014592

if it doesn't crash now it will in January when panic is at an all time high & money is needed for rent/school fees etc

— Onyeka Onyekpe (@onyekaonyekpe) December 13, 2016

I actually expect MMM to resume.
Such would boost confidence and more people will come…until the final day
*cues in doom soundtrack*

— ADÉKÚNLÉ (@adekunleth) December 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/808597572990488576

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/808597935772565504

There may soon be a spike in people beating up other people who gloat about MMM's freezing. People are hurt, be cautious.

— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) December 13, 2016

MMMen on Men violence will increase if this gloating does not stop.
Someone said MMM = MuMuMen

— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) December 13, 2016

Holding back tears

https://twitter.com/GalacticoHD/status/808584643914113024

The thick-skinned