Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Juliet Kego
International speaker and poet, Juliet is sermonising on intolerance. Please see below.
It doesn't matter where you're from -North-East-West-South, INTOLERANCE/BIGOTRY -NOT cool, should never be justified or accepted or excused!
— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) March 18, 2017
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your RIGHT to say it."- Evelyn Beatrice Hall/Voltaire#EquityForAll
— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) March 18, 2017
And contrary to what some of y'all have been CONDITIONED to believe from birth, you CAN actually love/celebrate both your tribe & others too
— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) March 18, 2017
Contrary to what some of y'all have been CONDITIONED to believe from birth, u CAN actually love/celebrate both your GENDER & others EQUALLY!
— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) March 18, 2017
Preach, Preacher!
2. Olivia Nuzzi
American political journalist who serves as the Washington correspondent for New York magazine thought she might vent about this:
My favorite criticism I get for profiles is that I've "humanized" someone you don't like. Guess what? People are complicated!
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) March 18, 2017
Lots of things can be true at once. Someone can do something awful & be funny, have bad beliefs & be compelling. Reality isn't black & white
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) March 18, 2017
And Nicole came back with this.
https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/843155901691445248
Darn!
3 Mark Essien
Mark Essien, founder of hotelsng wants a good number of things:
i. More contributors to ecosystem development
ii. People in Tech to pay it forward.
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843141172713459712
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843141453052350464
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843142372699586562
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843142999039250432
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843143977192882177
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843146922747707393
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843147337354698753
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843152068647043072
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843152255931088896
an underrated,yet-to-peak,game-changing industry does not need unnecessary divisions & segregations at such a nascent stage?!
— Split Jones⚡🪙 (@SplitJones) March 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843154354416877571
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843154763101429762
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843156357322854404
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/843156593244078080
https://twitter.com/Not_My_Thought/status/843157858803994624
True that.
4. Nedu Money
While Mark Essien is concerned about grave things like ecosystem development, Nedu just wants a baecation.
One day, I too will go on a baecation pic.twitter.com/5QDU0cyNnC
— nedum (@chigirl__) March 18, 2017
Oluwa o, answer; Amin.
5. Harold Writes
Can one ever win in this Naija? Smack dab in the middle of experimenting with IG live, this happened to Harold.
https://twitter.com/haroldwrites/status/843180485899640832
https://twitter.com/haroldwrites/status/843183418020106240
https://twitter.com/haroldwrites/status/843186016227921920
https://twitter.com/haroldwrites/status/843200380980920320
https://twitter.com/haroldwrites/status/843200676452818944
Scum!
Commercial break
https://twitter.com/pseudodeviant/status/843089469188313089
😂😅😆😃Freudian-Jungian-Ericsson-Augustine's rhetorics/philosophy- too many ice-breakers for professionals to play around with from these memes https://t.co/pkHQJ28DXs
— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) March 18, 2017
So El Rufai's 2nd book is now on sale. Nigerians are amazing. They have to be among the most natural entrepreneurs in the world. 😱😏👇👇👇 pic.twitter.com/DGIzu0Tceg
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) March 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/SincerelyRW/status/842905600430358528
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/842745010021961728
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6. Seun Okin for Magu
Testimony time
Blessing time
Children of the Most High, what is it they say? When God closes one door, he opens another door- or is it window? Something will sha open. Men and brethren, this is what happened to Ibrahim Magu. Senate refused that he will be EFCC Chairman twice because DSS said he failed the ‘integrity test’. Well, hello integrity award.
After Magu Failed DSS's Integrity test,Rejected twice by Senate,3days later bags Leadership Newspaper 2016 Person of the Year Award pic.twitter.com/e1yJV5pH2m
— SeunOkin Channels tv (@seunokin) March 18, 2017
Did somebody say glory!
7. Davido
Since the news broke yesterday that Davido might have spawned another offspring, dude first denied it. Now he’s expressed his anger at Punch Newspapers and the internet in general. Do see below:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRxjbM2hTYT/?taken-by=instablog9ja&hl=en
Eiya
But here’s the alleged picture of the alleged mum (one can’t be too safe)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRyF-gshhSg/?taken-by=instablog9ja&hl=en
7 Lade
Moving away from all that indignation, Lade takes us back in time to #EbaCake
Way back, during the military regime, things weren't so good. And you know how little children pester their parents for birthday party.
— T. (@ToluBabyGirl) March 18, 2017
When it is time for a child's birthday, parents will invite all the neighborhood kids. And when we are all seated. Bring out the cake
— T. (@ToluBabyGirl) March 18, 2017
The first thing we do at the party is to take pictures. 😂😂😂😂.
After the pictures,we are served biscuits& drinks. You don't request for cake— T. (@ToluBabyGirl) March 18, 2017
Party ends. Then they split the cake. The cake is made with Eba.
Eba is made into the shape of a cake and decorated to look like cake 😂😂😂😂— T. (@ToluBabyGirl) March 18, 2017
That is #EbaCake
— T. (@ToluBabyGirl) March 18, 2017
Enjoy your weekend.










