Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
We need to create more opportunities for young people and perhaps some of them will stay away from Yahoo Yahoo. There are no jobs, no hope for tomorrow and many people laugh at folks like us who study and work really hard. I am not justifying fraud. Just saying fix the country.
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) April 23, 2019
Mr Dipo, I thought you had sense.
I guess going to the mainland today is out of the question..
Pls how many times will the Oshodi interchange be “commissioned”? Asking for a friend..
Thank you— Kate Henshaw (@HenshawKate) April 24, 2019
Let us know when you get an answer.
It says a lot about our culture that as Nigerians we are having a national debate about whether stealing from strangers online is wrong or not. Whether defrauding unsuspecting strangers online is a crime or not. Rationalizing it. Putting it into some fucking “context”.
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) April 24, 2019
Elnathan, God! So loud.
The Oshodi Transport Interchange with 3 Terminals will change the face of transportation in Lagos and also ensure that transport activities are conducted in a secure, clean and orderly manner. #PMBInLagos pic.twitter.com/p7IWKCn99t
— Akinwunmi Ambode (@AkinwunmiAmbode) April 24, 2019
Sorry to crash your #PMBInLagos party:
This is reminder that Buhari’s legitimate tenure expires on May 29, 2019.
After that, he will be temporarily enjoying a stolen mandate until the tribunal rules.— Somto Onuchukwu (@chosensomto) April 24, 2019
Party pooper, ugh.
Just left a popular “chicken” eatery in Lagos.
As i was entered, a young lady (Cant be more than 25yrs) was exiting and i held the door for her.
She didnt say thank you or even acknowledge my gesture.
At that moment i understood why Uber drivers sometimes quarrel with ladies.
— the Morris Monye factor (@monye_morris) April 24, 2019
Give yourself a brain. You wanted acknowledgment for being decent? LOL.
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