Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

You have issues with a woman gushing over her man on her own account.

You have issues with a moisturized man posting his pictures showing his beauty on his account.

You have issues with people who are enjoying their lives because there is nothing glamorous about yours.

— The Pe@cock (@OdeleyeWole) June 26, 2019

Do you have a peacock?

You really tryna change the world, or you’re tryna win an argument?

— Simi (@SympLySimi) June 26, 2019

JAMB Question.

Ighalo, Omeruo score goals against Burundi and Guinea..

Super Eagles winning #AFCON2019 matches without Mikel..

Mikel watching and wondering if this is the end of his international career #NGAGUI pic.twitter.com/tLflKYadmC

— Jèfé Juan José (@Jefe_says) June 26, 2019

As with its recent tradition in Africa, the Super Eagles qualify for the next stage with a game to spare. Likely to play a team that finishes 3rd from another group. More squad players get to play against Madagascar. We move! #NGA #AFCON2019

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 26, 2019

Coach Omojuwa.

Omerouh! Excellent header. Best CB in world! A level above Ramos, Varane, VVD now.

— Babanla (@biolakazeem) June 26, 2019

Pass the weed you are smoking.