Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/desh0la/status/1300469090822299649?s=20
Another book I recommend; “How to get a bottomless bag of foreign currencies”
2.
https://twitter.com/vhic_tore/status/1300351583000186881?s=20
MMmm? It’s too much o
3.
If he wears jersey to a date, my sister he’s a player
— MBAH (@Mbahdeyforyou) August 31, 2020
Address him as he is dressed
4.
“Look sharp” https://t.co/qWB5XMIVuy
— Jude Selorm (@Habada_) August 31, 2020
Razor sight
5.
https://twitter.com/EditiEffiong/status/1300458343979454464?s=20
Please it’s an important ingredient
6.
Girls shoot their shots by thinking about you and expect the holy spirit to minister it to you.
— Joe Terranova (@cnbcjoe) August 31, 2020
That’s the only way to do it
7.
https://twitter.com/toyor_pr/status/1300349709341659137?s=20
Adulting is a scam. Walahi!
8.
https://twitter.com/litskinayo/status/1300471835843334144?s=20
Lol
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
9.
Nobody:
Yoruba men on their wedding day trying to confuse their other girlfriends on WhatsApp. https://t.co/Tf30C9DiYw— – F.O. (@_debbii3e) August 30, 2020
We know their demonic ways
10.
https://twitter.com/tundealuko/status/1300127041635913731?s=20
Sir 22 thousand?? And you are having mouth too?
