Twitter never disappoints with its viral hashtags. This one took hold over the weekend and we are still reeling from its brilliance. The purpose of ‘First of all’ is to hit reply on dumb tweets with lethal force. It’s hilarious.
Are you ready?
Love, sex and hookups
"Damn you reply hella fast are you bored? 😂"
first of all I love you
— kai (@DESTORUCTA) October 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/unpleasantbabe/status/919736761542049792
“You’re asking so many questions..”
First of all, i’m tryna plan our future. I want twins…you?
— F. SHAW (@FshawKingFisher) October 16, 2017
Girls hear you say “fuckkk” during sex and think her pussy fire
First of all hoe I’m really just feeling bad for cheating on my girl
— Top2wo (@joshmukendi_) October 15, 2017
"call me daddy"
first of all, I'm older than you
— k… (@vibeoverniggas) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/KyAkaClutch/status/919659778896515072
“Go and message your other girls”
First of all, you are the other girl
— Abdi (@AbdiTV) October 14, 2017
Blackish
https://twitter.com/KevKombi/status/919635234077003778
Me @ Starbucks: can I have a medium coffee
Cashier: you mean grande?
Me: first of all, I’m from the hood
— jay (@JAYVERSACE) October 15, 2017
Think again
https://twitter.com/TCharis_DRO/status/919575462569037825
"I need a woman who can help me grow"
First of all, I'm not Fertilizer.
— Oiza (@Steadi_lady) October 15, 2017
"I don't like going out"
First of all nobody invites you anywhere
— Obi of Funaland (@Monsiuer_T) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/Tunnyking/status/919500849524731904
It’s raining subs
https://twitter.com/EdwardAsare_/status/919538197973086208
https://twitter.com/TheDuragMessiah/status/919322450315370496
https://twitter.com/Benoo_Brown/status/919670609910685703
Real talk
“I’m not fat I’m thick”
First of all sweetheart you’re compressed. You’re 4’11
— a (@shesnothereatm) October 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/miniradebe_/status/919530544693698560
https://twitter.com/ndoarum/status/919532297317224449
“You’re incredibly mature for your age”
First of all, I’m traumatized.
— Cheba Iman (allegedly) (@s7ablatchitchi) October 15, 2017
“Are you still watching"
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
— Netflix (@netflix) October 15, 2017
Lost the plot
Her 'Go deeper…'
First of all if you shaved down there I could
— Vindi 🎧 🇯🇲 🇹🇬 (@VindiTweets) October 15, 2017
Sounds like the problem may be you and not the pubic hair… pic.twitter.com/yJcf68Cr6U
— 💛🧡🤎 🏳️🌈🔱 (@Sachaengs_) October 15, 2017
You gone have to explain this one to me fam
— Touché Dani (@lifeastouche) October 15, 2017
You alone on this one pic.twitter.com/NbsXpSYlg0
— Smitty (@Kiingdac) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/LeilLikeNeil/status/919613782871097344
https://twitter.com/_QueenEs1/status/919660044685316096
Sounds like the problem may be you and not the pubic hair… pic.twitter.com/yJcf68Cr6U
— 💛🧡🤎 🏳️🌈🔱 (@Sachaengs_) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/Free_Chilly/status/919578240183865344
Dang!
