Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here are the ones we saw today:

I hope Davido saw your birthday message on your status?

— MR AHMED?? (@UncleMohamz) November 21, 2019

When visiting those in prison, pls also visit those that have been chained with engagement ring for 6 years, they are all in prison. Bless you

— Kelechi?† (@_igwilo) November 21, 2019

Don’t pretend to be rich when you are broke, If you are broke show it so that your helper can easily locate you.

— Tosin????‍ (@Ohloowatoscene) November 21, 2019

In Nigeria we begin every meeting with prayers, lie through out the meeting and end it with prayers ?‍

— ??yar’gata?? (@ninivutu) November 21, 2019

In Nigeria we begin every meeting with prayers, lie through out the meeting and end it with prayers ?‍

— ??yar’gata?? (@ninivutu) November 21, 2019