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Lauretta Onochie
August 8, 2017
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Taking the L: When will Lauretta Onochie get it?

by Alexander O. Onukwue Being a Presidential aide is a duty that comes with much responsibility and popularity. It is something of a poisoned chalice, especially in situations when the President would be in need of constant defence against barrage of inquiries from the media and the people in general. The best of aides navigate... Read More
Story of the day
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July 11, 2017
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When will the Palace Parrots start telling us about what’s really happening with Buhari?

by Alexander O. Onukwue At the last count, President Muhammadu Buhari had at least five aides on matters of media and communications, but not a single one has made any definite statement on the health of their boss. With the conundrum around the Animal Farm, Bashir Ahmad was one of the first to tweet the... Read More
Story of the day
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June 11, 2017
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Some people are doing spiritual things to kill Buhari – Lauretta Onochie

Lauretta Onochie, Personal assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on social media has said people praying for the death of the President were doing so for their selfish interests. In an interview with Punch, Onochie said they were “doing spiritual things  in order to get him out of the way so that the corruption that Nigerians... Read More
The News Blog
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Election
May 23, 2017
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Reuben Abati: Buhari and the marabouts

by Reuben Abati “Have you read Lauretta Onochie’s latest post?” “Lauretta. Lauretta. Who is she?” “She is a social media assistant at the Presidency. She shoots straight and direct. She defends President Muhammadu Buhari with the passion of someone the President treats like a daughter.” “Not a son, this time, a daughter! Interesting. Of power,... Read More
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President Buhari
May 22, 2017
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Politicians go extra lengths to ensure Buhari’s death – Media Aide

by Omoleye Omoruyi President Muhammadu Buhari’s Personal Assistant on Social Media, Lauretta Onochie, on Sunday, alleged that some Nigerian politicians travelled to Niger Republic and India among other countries to hire marabouts, pastors and bishops to ensure the President dies. Onochie disclosed this on her Facebook page just as the President’s latest medical vacation entered its second... Read More
The News Blog
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May 13, 2017
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‘You wash toilets at Aso Rock Villa’ | Fani-Kayode, Buhari’s aide attack each other

by Azeez Adeniyi Personal Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari, Lauretta Onochie and former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode on Saturday exchanged words. Fani-Kayode had made jokes about a statement by Acting President Yemi Osinbajo that the President treats him as a son. In response, Onochie stated that Fani-Kayode had some loose nuts in his brain.... Read More
The News Blog
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May 7, 2017
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“Dear Susu… I fell in love with an Actress. Now my life is a movie” – Banky W | Read our top 10 quotes from last week

82 Chibok Girls were released and Banky W left the baby boys’ club with Adesua Etomi –  what a catch right? – and despite what his wife and social media aide say, President Muhammadu Buhari showed his face in public on Friday. “It’s been a good week then?” Yes we think so too. And we... Read More
Thinking Through
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May 6, 2017
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Today’s Noisemakers: Lauretta Onochie tweets foolishness again, Senator Shehu Sani foretold the release of Chibok girls today + Toolz Oniru is pregnant

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers. Here’s our list from today:   1. Lauretta Onochie... Read More
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Lauretta Onochie
May 5, 2017
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Lauretta Onochie is a disaster and the Presidency needs to get rid of her NOW

by Titilayo Ade-Ogbo “President Buhari will go on medical leave but only on his doctor’s appointment. Not by being hounded.” -Lauretta Onochie, Personal Assistant to the President on Social Media. And those were the words she chose to explain the situation of her boss, President Muhammadu Buhari who is ill and has been for months now but... Read More
The Presidential Blog
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April 1, 2017
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N’Assembly: Buhari will not act like Obasanjo, Jonathan – aide

by Azeez Adeniyi Personal Assistant on Social Media to the President, Lauretta Onochie has said President Muhammadu Buhari will not descend on the National Assembly despite the face-off between the Presidency and the legislature. Onochie in a statement on Facebook said Buhari will not behave like former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan. She said... Read More
The News Blog
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March 31, 2017
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Senate has been hijacked by people haunted by their past – Buhari’s aide

by Azeez Adeniyi President Muhammadu Buhari’s personal assistant on Social Media, Lauretta Onochie has decried the suspension of former Senate majority leader, Ali Ndume. Onochie in a Facebook post on Thursday said the Senate has been hijacked by some persons who are being haunted by their past. She added that the upper chamber has no... Read More
The News Blog
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March 30, 2017
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Senators are acting like a bunch of errant schoolchildren – Buhari’s aide

by Azeez Adeniyi Personal Assistant on Social Media to President Muhammadu Buhari, Lauretta Onochie on Wednesday said the Senate has turned itself to a chamber that works with blackmail. In a statement on her Facebook page, Onochie described the senators as clowns. She was reacting to the recent decision by the Senate not to screen... Read More
The News Blog
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February 26, 2017
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Timeline: How President Buhari’s media aides have managed to confuse us since his vacation began

by Dolapo Adelana President Muhammadu Buhari’s health status has remailed a topic of discussion across the nation for several weeks now. The media aides of the presidency, together with the Minister for Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed have been doing all they can to launder the image of the president’s health. Here is a timeline of activities of... Read More
Thinking Through
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Lauretta Onochie
February 20, 2017
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[The Presidential Blog] What is Lauretta’s game play with Ali Modu Sherriff?

Ever since Ali Modu Sheriff was confirmed by the Court of Appeal as the Chairman of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), the Special Assistant to the President of Nigeria on social media has been tweeting and retweeting congratulatory messages to Ali Modu Sherriff. Congrats to Alh. Modu Sheriff, d authentic Chairman of PDP.Hoping your leadership... Read More
The Presidential Blog
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February 9, 2017
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Pres. Buhari not ill, media aide insists

A media aide to President Muhammadu Buhari has said he is not ill, neither was he hospitalised in the UK. Lauretta Onochie, a personal assistant to the president on social media stated this on Thursday via her Twitter account, @Laurestar, accusing the opposition of lying to Nigerians. “I don’t blame those who believe the lies... Read More
The News Blog
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February 2, 2017
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The Thread: Nigerians slam Lauretta Onochie, Buhari’s SA on social media | #IstandWithTuface

Guess Lauretta Onochie, SA to the president on social media, did not read our painstakingly written memo, explaining how the presidential media team ought to conduct themselves because she thought it a brilliant idea to tweet this in the wake of 2Baba’s announcement for a protest, which is just 4 days away now. Please, not... Read More
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Lauretta Onochie
January 17, 2017
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[The Presidential Blog] This media assistant to Buhari must have been taking a lot of Twitter lessons from Trump

Just last week, the President’s personal assistant on social media came to our attention. Of course, it’s not that we hadn’t known her before then. No, we knew when she was appointed last year as yet another media aide to President Muhammadu Buhari. We refrained from joining the bandwagon of “wailers” because, truly, this President can... Read More
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Lauretta Onochie
January 12, 2017
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[The Presidential Blog] The Presidential aides are spitting fire under pressure

When we mention Presidential media aides, the first couple of names that come to mind aren’t Adebisi-Olumide Ajayi and Lauretta Onochie. We naturally think Garba Shehu, Bashir Ahmed and many may think Laolu Akande and from time to time, Tolu Ogunlesi. It’s okay, even we get confused sometimes. Adebisi Olumide-Ajayi is the wife of the... Read More
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October 8, 2016
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Opinion: Still on Lauretta Onochie’s ‘Deji Adeyanju – a product of pomp and…’ what?

by Jude Ndukwe I usually do not read the output of what I consider any writer’s figment of imagination rather than on facts. But this one by Lauretta Onochie caught my eyes, not because she is the latest needless burden on our economy with her appointment as Personal Assistant to the President on Social Media,... Read More
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