Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
Twitter has filled our ears today with their judgement of Falz. For some, he said what needed saying; for others, he had no moral ground to stand on nor do the rest of his supporters for that matter.
What are we talking about? Falz made a statement during an interview that has seen Twitter dividing into camps.
WATCH:
https://twitter.com/d_problemsolver/status/877912826957897732
- 9ice
9ice did not waste time trying to clear his name
"won shashe loru moju" we all know it's yahoo boys who do that all night. Falz is putting 9ice back on moral track
https://t.co/DqGLoJJfxL— Tosin Olugbenga (@TosinOlugbenga) June 23, 2017
Twitter did not exactly feel Falz’s statement, so they attacked.
[In case you missed it]: The Thread: Falz gets on Twitter NG’s bad side”
Lucky for him, right thinking individuals still exist. But first let’s take a look at the other side.
2. Onitsha_menace
Fraud apologists, rape apologists et all?
https://twitter.com/onitsha_menace/status/878120939778699264
1. I'm nt defending anybody or supporting anything, bt cn u imagine the amount of robbery that would be going on in Naija if boiz no dey do?
— Guchi Kelxx●♛♛♛● (@GuchiKelvin1) June 23, 2017
3. Rolayomide
What does Yahoo mean, @rolayomide wonders
Lol! I am genuinely confused. Is Yahoo not digitalized robbery? https://t.co/K4i3t5OKh0
— Rolayo (@rolayomide) June 23, 2017
[Read also]: “Yahoo is faking an orgasm” | Twitter NG’s hilarious definitions of yahoo yahoo”
4. Osi Suave
The OAP reckons fraud supporters ave never been victims
You haven't lost all your savings to Yahoo boys before that's why.
That a right thinking person is justifying scam artistry ?
— Osi (@Osi_Suave) June 23, 2017
5. Bolanle Olukanni
The TV star is distraught:
If pple think that Yahoo is just a way of life. A means to an end. If pple can NORMALIZE being a fraudster.That's a decay that is dangerous
— Bolanle Olukanni (@bolanleolukanni) June 23, 2017
Could a different word make a better statement?
Maybe it's the word "yahoo yahoo" that's confusing people & making them miss the point.
I think "Thieves" would better drive his point home— . (@Daywale) June 23, 2017
6. Ruke
These are the people behind the negativity
Na "yahoo yahoo" guys dey bash Falz….. awon olori bu
— Ruky Emu-V Igz (@rukxy) June 23, 2017
The wonders of Twitter NG, though
TwitterNg can bust brain sha..
From 50k is Small Salary >> Start Business >> Female Bankers are Prostitutes
Now, Yahoo Yahoo not a Crime 😓
— Ade Of Nigeria (@Hammdriller) June 23, 2017
7. Olanrewaju
Olanrewaju and co see no justification whatsoever for Yahoo boys
He did Yahoo because economy was hard and he had to survive is the same as saying he raped her because no one gave him sex and he had to cum
— Town Planning Bix (@TheRealBixF) June 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/Olanrewaju_Max/status/878297864740499456
https://twitter.com/l0newlf_/status/878123494688423937
https://twitter.com/oluwanifemi__a/status/878105566618370049
https://twitter.com/oluwanifemi__a/status/878098432128196608
8. 9jawitches
This is a thread of alternative income possibilities for yahoo boys
Dear Yahoo boys,
Here is a thread of things you can do with a LAPTOP & INTERNET CONNECTION 💻📡 aside being fraudulent.
STOP THE EXCUSES 🚫🚫🚫
— KOBZ (@AgbaKobz) June 23, 2017
9. Dayo
You can do without Yahoo
I remember yahoo boys in my house inviting me for training coz no job in naija. I said NO. 2 days after POP, I got a job.
Its a choice.— Oladayo Adeniyi (@samdayo89) June 23, 2017
There are a million and one men who despite the harsh situation of Nigeria and poverty, have not resulted to 419 aka fraud aka yahoo yahoo.
— Mocha👸🏾 (@raychellered) June 23, 2017
Every single yahoo guy has another choice of doing something legal to make money, but guess what yahoo is the easy way out.
— Bella Hadidn’t (@SkinwithLolami) June 23, 2017
Check yourself
https://twitter.com/M0re_nike/status/878100529368453120
Falz said something very important and Cousins to Evans are angry! Later they will say they want a better country! Mttwwweeee 😒
— Kolo Jesse (@KoloJesse) June 23, 2017
10. Emeka
Forget all this talk, abeg, these ones say
https://twitter.com/BOOOMBGUY/status/878177689349345280
https://twitter.com/Elcrucifixio/status/878145124492038144
Falz this…. Falz That, please can't we all rest Already, you're Doing Yahoo do your thing, you're not doing Yahoo God bless your Hustle…
— IG: Grxyscale_ 🇳🇬 🇬🇧 (@Ibo_Boi_) June 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/sir_smileey/status/878100451803054085
