Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Dike
Sometimes you wonder what the money is doing in the bank in the first place when it is only ‘rich customers’ that get loans and other bank benefits.
https://twitter.com/TaliusDike/status/971999660687507456
Or how much do average Nigerians get as interest?
But wait oo… which one is ‘Generator servicing charge’? Lol!
2. Chude Jideonwo
The opinion of other people should not matter much when it comes to your life. Friends and family, yes, sometimes, but opinion from social peers matters less and are quite inconsequential to the overall scope of your life. Stop waiting for approval from everyone.
Chude drops the hint.
"We all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own.”
— Chude Jideonwo (@Chude) March 9, 2018
Exactly how we live our lives and when we get negative nods, we feel downcast.
No!
3. Kelvin Odanz
This our brother is throwing shade…
https://twitter.com/KelvinOdanz/status/972072128093806592
And someone is adding Cameroon pepper:
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/972107282006925312
4. Kayode Ogundamisi
The government has failed to provide infrastructure and the people are billed for helping themselves?
In Lagos you get billed for providing your own water as @AkinwunmiAmbode gets "creative" in increasing Lagos IGR. State to begin "post construction inspections" If you have a borehole, you will pay the State government for the installation of borehole or water treatment facility. pic.twitter.com/Loex0XBRXV
— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) March 9, 2018
What are we paying tax for?
5. Olu
https://twitter.com/Dr_Yazzy/status/972189953533923329
Maybe, just maybe we should stop comparing a developed country with an underdeveloped nation.
When our leaders get it right, we can get back to the conversation.
6. Sewa
https://twitter.com/Duchess_Tweets/status/972201555867860992
‘Strange’ things do happen honey.
7. Seyi Gesinde
I think if this #IStandWithLagos will be meaningful if Lagosians or friends of Lagos can mention one thing each they like about Lagos.
Has Lagos developed to your state?
What has the governor done, others elected officers too?
Other matters arising?— ✍ Sèyí Gesindé – Ghéshè (@GhesheS) March 9, 2018
8. Chibuzor
Hmmm…there’s some truth here, really.
Don't waste your time addressing rumours, chances are they won't believe your truth anyway. Just embrace every bit of it and watch them fall like dominoes trying to figure you out.
— Chibuzor (@thisisChibuzor) March 9, 2018
