Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
The fact that something is actually understandable and relatable doesn't mean it's unsophisticated. It just means that it's crystal-clear. And if you can't explain it, that doesn't mean it's so brilliant that ordinary mortals can't fathom it. It might just make no sense.
— PhotHOEgrapher (@NotJustSalman) September 22, 2018
Nigerian Men last an average of 24 min per sex session. 20 min for begging, 3 min to sign consent form and 1 min for knacking 😁😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FRKD1A4hlO
— Umeh and 99 others (@UmehOMA) September 22, 2018
You people are just wicked in this world.
3. Sister Tola
Some people and oversabi sha! Someone would be living her best life and you'll open your mouth "you need to work on your weight" "try to hit the gym" yen yen yen yen. Is it your weight? Is the weight on your head? E shorrifuck up!
— Sister Tola (@_fAtEEmAh) September 22, 2018
No mind them jere!
4. Remi Adekoya
When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.
Much of the confusion, divisions and hatreds of today are fuelled by those profiting from doing the latter.
— Remi Adekoya (@RemiAdekoya1) September 22, 2018
5. Korede Bello
First, which one is ‘fun sized’?
And where is the third benefit?
6. Daddy Freeze
7. Dare Art Alade
We are waiting oo! Don’t be putting your fans on ‘it is coming’ biko.
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram