Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Fuaad
Well…
https://twitter.com/Fuaad_Fish/status/951383834947477506
2. Ola
This one is just not well.
But… it might feel it is normal to look into someone’s phone because you are in a public transport, however, it is called a ‘personal mobile phone’.
Means you are not supposed to be doing that!
https://twitter.com/ItsHimOla/status/951354215145844736
https://twitter.com/ItsHimOla/status/951354224381743104
3. Akin
That might have been necessary though.
Ebuka literally stole the ‘show’ at someone else’s wedding.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdzZR6hA3me/?taken-by=ao1379
4. Aisha Yesufu
Heartbreaking is not an ‘adequate’ word to describe this.
Lives are lost and instead of acting, a Presidential media aide is referring to how many deaths occurred in the previous government.
This is just heartbreaking and the so called Commander-In-Chief is nowhere to be found.
What are Nation with no value for it's citizens life https://t.co/ymKXOZJieC— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) January 11, 2018
5. Dino Melaye
Buhari in 2015 won kogi with 264,851 while Buhari won Katsina with over 1,345,441. Yet Yahaya Bello said Buhari will win more votes in Kogi than Katsina in 2019. Population and registered voters Katsina is poles apart from Kogi. Buhari should be careful of a customary liar. SDM
— Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM) (@_dinomelaye) January 11, 2018
5. Deji Adeyanju
These allegations though.
Many supporters of the gov have said that Wike is not empowering these armed groups to engage in kidnapping, killings or mayhem but to protect votes and the communities. However any action these groups carry out is as a result of the direct empowerment by the state Governor.
— Comrade Deji Adeyanju (@adeyanjudeji) January 11, 2018
6. Tyivb
Lol!
Well, some girls still think they should take their time and end up losing on both sides.
Ain’t nobody gat time for all that ‘many years of assessment’.
A girl that's into you wont delay in accepting you,it wont take a month
cos,she will be like,..
'lemme do quick before he looses interest in me and some other oloriburuku gals will say yes'
— BrownVan (@ty_ivanny) January 11, 2018
7. Seun
Yes, be wise.
Thank you Elder Seun.
https://twitter.com/seunalaofin/status/951372554593325056
8. Arinze Orakwue
We should mourn them yes and always remember their deaths but, we should also proactively find ways to prevent a recurrence.
Very sad day in Nigeria. 73 innocent souls butchered in their sleep by Fulani herdsmen in Benue state are buried. Benue citizens must not forget this when the time comes. This evil must not go unanswered. @obyezeks pic.twitter.com/b8KlDfkzQV
— Arinze Orakwue (@nwaorakwue) January 11, 2018
9. Mayowa
The anger is real!
Mayowa must understand the situation reason he has voiced out rather angrily.
It just highlights the fact that politicians always and everyday have misplaced priorities.
David mark is a mad man, a senseless he-goat. This is the church he just built in one of the poorest towns in Nigeria. pic.twitter.com/Wjx7FBUiv3
— Mayowa (@Mayoveli) January 11, 2018
